Chapter 152 - 150: Richard and Juna at the Hot Spring Inn
Jean was working at the fast food restaurant in high spirits.
"You've gotten prettier lately, haven't you? Did something good happen?"
"I know! You got a boyfriend, right? You're popular, after all!"
When her female coworkers teased her and she said, "That's not it at all! But I just thought, there really is a God in this world," everyone retreated like the tide, saying, "Alright! Back to work, back to work," and left.
(Well, I guess that's how it goes. Even if I told them the details, they'd definitely treat me like a madwoman, but I'm happy!)
Jean worked with a smile on her face. Jean's grandfather had called out to his fellow woodworking artisans and was making rocking chairs again today.
When he spotted me, he came over with a happy look on his face.
"Lord! Thank you for the other day. My name is Theo! My granddaughter is also delighted..."
Since he was long-winded, I got to the main topic.
"Besides rocking chairs, could you make something like this?"
What I showed him was a smoking device.
Another woodworking artisan asked, "What's this? What do you put inside?"
I explained that you smoke pre-processed meat with smoke. When I let them sample what I had made, they praised it highly, saying, "This is good! Makes me want some alcohol!"
Some people seemed to already know about it, so the conversation went quickly.
"A hunter used to do it, so I'll bring him next time!"
"A guy I know also said he smokes things with smoke!"
I decided to leave it to them, thinking it would be best to have them do it using this world's methods and ways of making things. I paid for the completed rocking chairs and took them home.
I commissioned the artisans in Butler Territory to do the painting and said, "Once that's done, I'd be grateful if you could finish them with cushions, fur, and the like!" They agreed to cooperate, saying, "It's a strange chair, but the wealthy will probably like it!"
"My old lady always complains her butt hurts right away. Thick cushions or something would be better, right?"
"If you upholster it in leather, it'll be luxurious, but it'll be cold in winter..."
They'll likely work through trial and error.
When I told Sera about this situation, the word spread in no time to woodworking artisans, painting artisans, leather artisans, and others in various regions.
"A chair!? Then I'll make it! I'll start from selecting the lumber!"
"A chair made by a young punk like you is just flashy!"
"If the Lord said it would 'sell well,' then we just have to make good stuff! I'll show you my skills!"
Artisans from various regions who wanted to make a name for themselves began competing to make them.
Meanwhile, at the palace...
"With all due respect, this is no time to be taking vacations! We are in a time of national crisis, Chancellor-dono!"
The cabinet ministers had also been told by their wives, "Let's go to the hot springs." Among them, Richard, who had been appointed as State Minister, was complaining to Klaus. Richard didn't get along with Windam.
(Despite being an idiot, he became Minister of Military Affairs just because of his lineage and bloodline!)
Because he looked down on Windam, who was also made a fool of by his subordinates at the Military Affairs Bureau, he unintentionally took an aggressive attitude even toward his father, Klaus.
However... the reputation of that State Minister was also hardly good.
"You say 'national crisis,' but what can you do about it? The internal affairs officers being attacked in the newspapers are all your subordinates, aren't they?"
When the Minister of Internal Affairs teased him jokingly, the State Minister turned bright red. Currently, the Minister of Internal Affairs was investigating the internal affairs officers in various regions, and several had already been flagged as problematic.
"Indeed. I'd like you to properly manage both agriculture and commerce, State Minister. The war is over and things have settled down! I'm thinking of going to the hot springs."
The Finance Minister spoke in a tone that implied, 'Tax revenue isn't increasing because you aren't managing things properly, is it?'
Then the Foreign Minister also expressed agreement.
"I also intend to go. It's a rare invitation, and without an opportunity like this, I would rarely get to go."
The Foreign Minister, through negotiations with the Kingdom of Rhodesia, now had a reputation as an 'excellent cabinet minister.' So he made positive remarks about this hot spring trip.
The Justice Minister and General Affairs Minister also, though passively, indicated their agreement.
Klaus understood too. That they had been accumulating stress lately.
The Minister of Internal Affairs used Shadow Corps members for internal investigations, but the stress of being shown the dirty parts of people he didn't want to know about.
The Finance Minister managed the budget and progress, but the stress of fraud never disappearing and tax revenue not coming in as expected.
The Foreign Minister thought the war with the Kingdom of Rhodesia was over, and now it was the Duchy of Walujava. The stress of feeling that idiots kept coming one after another.
The Justice Minister was made to handle all the disputes between nobles single-handedly, and the stress from the busyness of the Military Police searching for Jason in the imperial capital.
The State Minister had the stress of fraud and sabotage by internal affairs officers in various regions, and the Commerce Bureau and Agriculture Bureau not moving according to his instructions.
The General Affairs Minister had the stress of His Majesty's selfishness, managing the Imperial Consort, concubines, and favored mistresses, and having the women's complaints taken out on him.
Since only Windam wasn't participating, Aqua also didn't come.
I returned to Butler Territory and used earth magic to build a bobsled-type roller coaster-like thing in the desert. To prevent rain from falling in or people from falling out, I made it like a glass tube with earth magic so they could enjoy the scenery.
When you go down the slope, a magic circle transfers the vehicle back to the top.
(Even if I suddenly told them to do boarding, they probably couldn't.)
Preparations were steadily completed.
A few days later, the six couples arrived in the morning.
"Klaus-sama said to soak in the hot springs and relieve stress..."
"You believe you can relieve stress just by soaking in hot water, right?"
The husbands complained as soon as they arrived.
"Welcome, everyone! My name is Shivans. I will be your guide for the next two days."
"I know you. You're famous, after all."
When the Minister of Internal Affairs said this with a smile, the other five also nodded.
"For stress relief, we'll have you return to your childhood innocence!"
After carrying their luggage to their rooms, the six couples changed into casual clothes and were at the top of the desert mountain.
"What is this place? What are you trying to make us do?"
The Finance Minister asked fearfully.
I understood that being suddenly abducted to a place like this would make them want to complain, but when I told them to first get into the two-seater cars, everyone hesitated.
"Please ride as a couple, one in front and one in back. The person in front can enjoy the scenery more."
"Then I'll go first!"
The Foreign Minister bravely got in, but his wife sat in front. After putting on helmets and seatbelts, they departed.
"Ready? Ready... go!"
As it launched with force, the vehicle immediately began to accelerate.
"Kyaa! This feels great!"
"Ugyaa! It's faster than a horse! Let me off!"
Lateral G-forces hit on sharp curves.
"Look! Dear! The scenery is wonderful!"
"Idiot... I feel like I'm going to die..."
"Eh? It's like I've become a bird! I feel like I'm flying!"
"I don't want to become a bird!"
The five couples watching from above burst into laughter.
"That Foreign Minister, who always looks so composed..."
"You're laughing too much. I won't make such an unsightly display!"
However...
"Kyaa! This is fun!"
"Ugyaa!"
The men were all utterly defeated and looked like they were about to throw up.
"Windam-sama slid down headfirst from a waterfall faster than this many times, and His Majesty praised him highly. Yet in our territory, the young people call him a 'Hero.'"
Hearing that, the women said, "That's amazing!" and the men got fired up, saying, "We can't be inferior to Windam-dono! Let's go again!" but...
All six of them were pale-faced and looked like they were about to vomit, going "Urp."
So, I invited the men to Pat-Pat Golf and entrusted the women to instructors who would teach them sandboarding.
I explained the rules of Pat-Pat Golf.
"Pat-Pat Golf is said to be a gentleman's sport, and Klaus-sama is also fond of it."
The State Minister tried to force the ball into the cup with sheer power, but missed.
"You must read the line and technique is required. There are 18 holes, so it demands not only physical strength but also concentration and mental fortitude. Brains, of course, but don't you think this is truly a noble's pastime?"
I had them practice for about an hour.
"Please be quiet when someone is putting. It is boorish to disturb them when they are concentrating. Watch over them quietly like a gentleman. And when the ball goes into the cup, praising them regardless of friend or foe is what a gentleman does. You will go around the course in pairs, but making wagers between yourselves is also allowed, you know?"
In other words, when I said they could gamble, the General Affairs Minister said, "Interesting! So it's about who among us all, as beginners, has the sharpest mind and the most technique?" and the other five took the bait.
With scorecards in hand, not exactly caddies, but our employees recorded the scores on the cards.
When I taught them terms like hole-in-one, birdie, par, and bogey, they started using them immediately, as if they were experts.
"I'm aiming for a hole-in-one!"
"You? You'll end up with a bogey, won't you?"
The six of them laughed heartily, "Wahahaha."
"I'll show you all that I have the sharpest mind among the six of us!"
"Didn't you hear just now? It requires mental strength, technique, and reading! Isn't it impossible for you?"
When someone got worked up and put in too much force, they were told, "Relax!"
"I am a gentleman, so I am giving advice!"
"You, a gentleman? Then everyone's a gentleman, huh?"
They enjoyed the psychological tactics as they went around the course.
I went over to the women's side and gave sandboarding instruction.
"It's okay. You tense up because you think it's scary. No one is good at it from the start!"
The six women looked happy as I supported their bodies.
"Good! You have a knack for it!"
Their faces lit up happily at the praise, and as they frolicked with "Kyaa kyaa!" and tried their best, they would almost fall, and I would catch them from behind.
"Are you okay? Does it hurt?"
"You're so kind! Thank you..."
It was the State Minister's wife who clung to me with a red face.
(It feels like love could bloom on the slopes. Is she doing this on purpose?)
An affair with a young man while traveling seems like it would be passionate. After that, when I held their waists, they happily leaned their faces close. Then even the others started saying, "Yan! I'm about to fall!" and asking for help.
By evening, everyone had become quite good at sliding.
"It's getting dark soon, so let's head back!"
"Eeh? But we just finally got good at sliding..."
They looked truly disappointed, but I was glad they had enjoyed it that much.
The men also returned just then, saying things like, "I want to come again!" and "I'll win next time!"
Before the meal started, they were busy buying souvenirs.
The six couples were getting along reasonably well, which was good.
I had it set up as a buffet style, so they could eat as much of whatever they liked. However, I felt I had to at least flamboyantly cook the meat right in front of them, so when I poured strong alcohol over it on an iron plate and used fire magic to cook it with a "Whoosh!", applause broke out.
"As expected! There's a reason His Majesty praises it so highly!"
"Klaus-dono also said it. That your cooking delights both the eyes and ears! Now, how does it taste...?"
"Delicious!!"
All twelve praised it, so when I asked for their impressions of the day, the men said they wanted to play Pat-Pat Golf again.
"That seems simple but is profoundly deep!"
"More than deer hunting or the like, I think this is more gentlemanly!"
"Without being distracted by your surroundings, in the end, it's a battle against yourself!"
While drinking alcohol and savoring the delicious food, the women also began talking about the day.
"Oh my? Next time we come, let's try sandboarding!"
"That's right! Dear! You don't get enough exercise, do you?"
"I... I'm definitely going to have muscle pain tomorrow..."
As they drank several types of delicious alcohol, the men said, "Tomorrow, let's take this alcohol home as a souvenir!" while the women were wolfing down desserts.
"Hey? Can't we take this pudding home?"
"Can't we get this Patata tempura as a souvenir?"
"I want to eat gelato in the imperial capital too!"
"Me too! Isn't there some way?"
If I told them that the Klaus family had stock, it would cause a huge commotion, so I guided them to the hot springs without saying anything.
I got into the bath with the men, taught them about shampoo and conditioner, and had them wash their bodies with body soap. Then, we soaked in the bathtub and drank alcohol.
(I put in an aphrodisiac and tonic, so do your best tonight!)
The women were probably also being shaved by our female staff right now with shampoo and conditioner and body soap, being made smooth with hair removal cream, and drinking alcohol laced with aphrodisiacs.
The men, in high spirits, began talking about Aqua.
"If only my wife were that cute!"
"What you say is quite true! But I heard that Aqua-sama became beautiful because of her pregnancy after a long time."
"Aqua-sama's maternal family home is gone now, right?"
"In the recent war?"
"No... there was no heir. It was an old family, apparently."
"Then tonight, we too must make an heir!"
"It's fine for you all. I can't get it up anymore..."
"Actually, me too. Maybe I'm tired..."
Listening to the six men talk, I suddenly wondered if Aqua's maternal family home might be the descendants of Otfrid-sama.
(If that's the case, if they say he's protecting his descendants, you could think of it that way! I'll ask Aqua when I get back!)
I gave the men massages.
Most of them had stiff shoulders, headaches, back pain, and stomach pain, so I used 'Heal' to treat them.
"Your lower back and stomach hurt, didn't they?"
"Ah. Huh? It's healed? Hot springs are the best! Your treatment is also wonderful!"
As I healed them one after another, the six began saying things like, "You should become a court physician!" or "Please, become my personal doctor!" or "I want to come here again, but what should I do?"
After being treated and getting drunk and in high spirits, the State Minister started badmouthing Windam.
"Don't you think so too?"
Thinking, don't throw that to me, I decided to answer.
"It is not that Windam-sama is unintelligent. It is because, from childhood, the adults around him bowed their heads to him, so even without remembering faces or names, the other person knew who he was. When that became normal, he became arrogant and was disliked for being conceited."
"Exactly!"
"However, past his mid-thirties, he learned that status alone cannot solve anything, and he is now desperately striving to understand the world. State Minister-dono. Could you please watch over Windam-sama with a long-term perspective? Every human has flaws. You may be thinking, 'He's only realizing this now?' but aren't there things that should take priority over personal feelings at the moment?"
Then, the Minister of Internal Affairs spoke up, saying he had something on his mind.
"A little while ago, he came to ask, 'Why did Kaoz's Ivan perish?' I'm sure he was comparing it to himself."
"Indeed, State Minister, you were also telling Klaus-dono it was a 'time of national crisis,' weren't you? I think what Shivans-kun says has a point."
When the General Affairs Minister said that, the Justice Minister said, "Because we are gentlemen!" and everyone laughed.
When I asked, "Were you able to relieve some stress?" the Finance Minister said, "It's thanks to you! I'm grateful!"
"Having your pain disappear, raising your voice with your companions and wives, playing healthily under the sun. And then eating and drinking delicious things. This is the number one secret to good health!"
"I think that's exactly right! I've taken a liking to you! I'll come here again!"
The Foreign Minister shook my hand, and the six returned to their respective rooms, so I headed to give the women massages.
I used 'High Heal' to revitalize all six and finished them off with 'All-in-One.'
(Everyone seems to be wearing lewd underwear under their bathrobes. They were complaining about drinking alcohol and not being embraced by their husbands, but tonight will be fine!)
I inserted a vibe slime into the rears of the Justice Minister and General Affairs Minister, who had said they couldn't get erections, and stimulated their prostates. I'll believe that with the aphrodisiac, tonic, and vibe slime, it will help at least a little.
I made souvenirs and was about to return to the lord's manor to sleep when I sensed someone's presence on the first floor.
Thinking someone had come here drunk, I looked.
"State Minister's wife!? What are you doing in a place like this?"
"Don't call me by such a name! It's Juna!"
She complained with a full-on delinquent vibe, and I had her sit on the sofa for the time being. I prepared some alcohol and listened to her story.
"Richard is so cruel! I was thinking tonight would be the first time in a while! He said, 'Your boobs are still magnificent as ever,' and groped them, so I was getting in the mood too."
Apparently, he fell sound asleep immediately after that.
"I'll be 31 this year. Aqua-sama is around the same age as me, but she's popping out babies one after another. I was envious. Richard recently took another young mistress and got her pregnant! He has no idea how much shame I've had to endure! He often complains about Windam-sama, but isn't he admirable just for cherishing his legal wife? Don't you think so? Compared to that, Richard is a bastard!"
Windam hadn't done anything, but he was being evaluated in places he didn't know about. So, I kept pouring her drinks and giving appropriate nods, and as I played along, she said, "Shivans-kun is a good boy! Handsome, and even listening to an old lady like me talk without making a disagreeable face! Hey! Drink more of my alcohol too! I'm drinking tonight!" but she gradually became lewd.
Under her bathrobe, she was wearing an open bra and crotchless panties, seemingly full of motivation. She had already opened her bathrobe and clung to me completely naked.
"Am I not even worth embracing anymore? What does Shivans-kun think?"
"You're too drunk. That's not true at all..."
"I... even wore a corset and a night bra and was careful, but he doesn't notice at all! I'm definitely not attractive!"
She clung to me and wept bitterly.
"How long has it been since you last had sex, ma'am?"
"It's Juna! Ten years. Maybe more. Hey, Shivans-kun? Don't you think I'm pitiful?"
(I'm so sly. I wonder if he's noticed that I want to be embraced by a handsome guy? Is this cheating? Richard has embraced all sorts of women too! It pisses me off!)
She kissed me while still clinging.
Her face had already become that of a woman, so I used 'Revive' to make her younger and forcibly made her perform fellatio. I put a vibe slime into Juna's pussy and made her feel good.
(Eh? Am I holding a young guy's dick in my mouth? I've never done anything like this!)
"Juna's tongue is long and lewd, so it feels good!"
(So that's it! My tongue is long and lewd? It makes me happy that a young man feels good because of me!)
Her head was held and moved up and down, and she was earnestly taught her first fellatio. Next, when I spread her crotch and performed cunnilingus, Juna was greatly excited.
"How is it, Juna? Feels good, right?"
"No fair♡ A handsome guy♡ licking me♡ down there♡"
Even as she said that, she was firmly rubbing my head against her pussy. When I inserted, she moaned, "Aahn♡ It's big after all♡" and convulsed, trembling.
"It's true that Juna's pussy hasn't been used! It's tight inside and feels incredibly good!"
"Over ten years... no one has used it..."
(What should I do♡ If I learn about something this good, I might get addicted♡ This is bad♡ I might come for the first time♡ It's bad but I want to know♡)
With her crotch spread by me, she was thrust into deeply and finally screamed, "I'm cumming♡" Her G-spot was stimulated, her cervix was hit, and she trembled with a jolt.
"I... I'm about to cum!"
Then she firmly entangled her limbs with mine.
(No♡ I'm clinging out of old habit♡ but I might get pregnant...♡)
"Shivans-kun... pull out..."
"Let go of my arms and legs! Ah, I can't!"
She was ejaculated inside by me and was squirting with a happy face.
I forcibly made her do cleaning fellatio and said, "If you make me feel good, I'll embrace you one more time, okay?" and she sucked intensely with slurping sounds.
This time, when I thrust in doggy style, she screamed, "Nooo♡ Ahn♡ I'm cumming♡" and after making her do cleaning fellatio, I thrust up into her in the front-facing seated position.
"Ahn♡ My boobs feel good!♡ Being sucked so much♡ I'm cumming again♡"
After finishing the cleaning fellatio, this time I embraced her in the reverse seated position.
"My boobs have become sensitive♡ I'm being made to cum again♡ I'm going to die♡ Because I'm cumming too much♡ I've gone crazy...♡"
After finishing the cleaning fellatio, this time it was cowgirl position.
I made her lick her own nipples and shake her hips.
"D-don't cum inside again♡ It's my dangerous day♡ I'll get pregnant♡"
"It's fine. If Juna pulls it out, that's that."
(I have to pull it out♡ But it feels good♡ I can't resist the pleasure♡)
"I'm going to cum, Juna?"
"It's fine♡ Cum inside♡ I want to cum together with you♡"
Finally, I made her do titty fuck fellatio. She was exhausted and fell asleep, so I laid her down next to her husband and also thoroughly drained Richard.
The Next Morning
The six couples came down for breakfast in a lovey-dovey atmosphere.
"Good morning. Did you sleep well?"
"What's with those futons and pillows? I slept soundly for the first time in a while!"
"Me too! Usually, I can't sleep if the pillow is different!"
Everyone praised them highly.
"That's good to hear. Breakfast is ready."
The six couples ate breakfast in high spirits.
"Playing well and sleeping well! Delicious food, enjoying the great outdoors, and laughing out loud. I'm grateful to Klaus-dono for inviting us to a place like this!"
When the Minister of Internal Affairs said this, pulling his wife close, she showed off their affection, saying, "I want to come here again, dear!"
They soaked in the hot springs again, and the Finance Minister said, "The nighttime atmosphere is nice, but the morning scenery is also exceptional!" and everyone nodded.
After that, people were buying souvenirs as if competing for them. At that moment, Juna came over, hid in the shadows, and kissed me. It was a long, deep kiss.
"Don't worry. Seeing me sleeping naked and disheveled, my husband seems to think he embraced me. But keep it a secret from everyone! Because it was the first time I was embraced by another man of my own will! I don't usually do this kind of thing, you know!"
When I groped her boobs, she said, "Yan♡ Right now♡ I'm really sensitive♡ Oh♡ Are we going to do it?" so I had her let me have one last round.
"Will the smell give it away?"
"It'll be fine!"
"Creampie♡ It felt incredibly good♡"
We shared a deep kiss, I made her do a thorough and careful cleaning fellatio, used 'Clean,' and saw her off.