Chapter 7 - 07 — End of Day 3
When Aristo announced he would serve the rainbow trout he had speared as meunière, the old folks and his parents were overjoyed. Dusted with flour and cooked in butter and oil, it was served alongside a sauté of vegetables like carrots and spinach.
“Spinach is rich in iron and effective against anemia.”
At my words, Aqua jumped on the topic, but the Lady of the house gently scolded her.
“Didn’t I tell you that alone isn’t very effective?”
“Oh, that’s right! Mother-in-law, you must eat your vegetables properly too!”
Just then, Windam said he had a question for me.
“I only hope it’s something I can answer.”
“Why is the flesh of this fish red?”
“It’s said that because they eat crabs and shrimp, that red color becomes part of their flesh.”
When I further explained that it was rich in components called vitamins and could supply high-quality protein, Aristo was delighted.
“Really? So it’s better than meat?”
“Of course, meat has its own merits, but I believe having fish once a week would also be good for you.”
Aristo declared that when he returned home, he would buy a spear, catch fish himself, and learn to fillet them.
After enjoying the meal, it was time for a drinking party.
“Tonight, both the stars and the moon are beautiful. I think soaking in the hot spring while drinking sake has its own refined charm and lets you savor the atmosphere, don’t you agree?”
Deeming it a fine idea, they immediately headed for the hot spring.
And so, Klaus and Windam began drinking sake while soaking in the bath.
“This is truly wonderful, Father. It somehow reminds me of times long past.”
“Me too. Enjoying nature. I feel as if I might recover a part of myself I had forgotten.”
As the parent and child were having a friendly conversation, Aristo asked a question.
“What about Grandfather’s back pain and shoulder pain? Are they all right now?”
“I feel perfectly fine now! In fact, I feel like I could practice swordsmanship tomorrow! Aristo, Windam, shall we do it together?”
Aristo was overjoyed, but Windam was not enthusiastic at all.
“Even though Aristo is so motivated! What will you do as his father if you’re like that? And you call yourself a soldier, you bastard!”
He received a sharp rebuke from Klaus.
He reluctantly accepted, but it was already certain that tonight, too, he would fall prey to the ‘Onahole’.
Aristo suddenly turned to face me and spoke.
“Hey, Shivans? Swordsmanship is really deep, isn’t it?”
“It’s the same as with the fish. If you raise your sword high, you can exert great power, but that creates an opening. It’s fine if the enemy waits for you, but an advanced opponent will never let it slide. My father, Butler, is merciless, right? During swordsmanship, I’m always desperate.”
The three of them laughed at my words.
Then, Aristo asked another question.
“So what should you do about that?”
“We children lack physical strength. After all, he comes charging at us with that height of over two meters. But we won’t lose in speed. Slip past the sword strikes and aim for vital points. That’s the essence of it, I believe.”
He seemed to fully grasp my words.
“Indeed! I thought because I lacked strength, I had to build it up... but if you lack it, you just have to fight in a way that suits lacking it... That’s what you mean!”
Aristo said this happily, looking as if he had found exactly the answer he was seeking.
After that, when it was time for treatment, Aristo seemed ready to quickly return to his own room and sleep.
First, while I was treating Klaus, he started talking in high spirits.
“Hey? How much longer can I live?”
“I’m not a prophet, so I wouldn’t know. At the very least, weren’t you told by a doctor to improve your diet? If you improve it and get regular checkups, you’ll be fine for another ten years!”
Muttering that those quacks knew nothing, he said he had a favor to ask of me.
“Next time, I’ll dispatch a gardener and a cook here. I’ll pay you, of course, so would you teach them how to build a Pat-Pat Golf course and the cooking methods for good health? I’ll get Butler’s permission too! I’ll make sure this isn’t a bad deal for Butler either!”
In other words, he was saying he would become my patron.
“Understood. I will do everything in my power!”
“Truthfully, I’d like to send a doctor too... but I can’t imagine those fellows listening to you... Their pride is pointlessly high, after all...”
He said this with a vexed expression.
Next, I treated Windam.
“Hey, Shivans-kun. Please keep being good friends with Aristo forever. For someone like him... a creature called a noble has no friends. And that goes for me too, of course...”
“I already consider myself his friend, you know? I myself had almost no one close to a friend except Emilia. So I’m happy. Thank you very much!”
When I said that, he happily patted my head.
“Also, increase my stamina. And make my constitution capable of producing children.”
“I am not God, you know? That’s impossible...”
“Not just Aqua, but when I return home, several consorts and concubines are waiting. I feel like a stud horse. I’m sorry... you probably have no idea what I’m talking about, right?”
I understand. But tonight as well, I will thoroughly drain you.
After that, I went to the Lady’s room to treat her, and she asked, “I feel completely rejuvenated! Hey? Did my husband say anything about the Pat-Pat Golf?” so I told her exactly what was said.
“Ufufu! I can’t wait for the day we can do it at our home! I want to fire those quack doctors... but there are no good doctors in the Imperial Capital. Honestly!”
Then, hearing Aqua’s noisy voice, she told me apologetically.
“Again, I’ll leave Aqua in a separate room. It can’t be helped... that girl... she’ll get a bad reputation!”
When the Lady left, I took Aqua to a separate room and snapped my fingers.
Her bathrobe slipped off smoothly, revealing her in alluring underwear.
“How is it? I bought it for you, you know?”
I pulled Aqua close as she smiled a little shyly, and after a passionate embrace and a deep kiss, she skillfully undressed me and led me to the bed.
When I caressed her whole body as gently as possible, she writhed lewdly and let out moans of “Ahn! Aaahn!” When I spread her legs wide and performed cunnilingus, she jumped and cried, “Noo! I’m cumming!” as her whole body convulsed.
I stimulated her G-spot with manual stimulation.
“Noo... darling... if you do it that much... I’ll cum right away!”
She twisted her body, craving my cock.
“You’re the one who remade my body, a former Imperial Princess, into something this lewd... Look! At this pussy! It’s twitching like this, craving cock now! Because it’s become such a super-slutty pussy! Let me suck your cock!”
So I buried her face in my crotch and told her to masturbate. As she toyed with herself, Aqua made wet, slurping sounds, and her pussy made intense squelching noises.
“Do you want cock, Aqua?”
She raised her face and said, “My super-slutty pussy is already sopping wet and sloppy! It’s been aching for your cock all this time!” and spread herself open to show me.
Slowly, I sank in with a squelch, savoring the inside of her vagina, and Aqua came immediately, reaching climax.
“Aaahn! It feels so good! This slutty pussy has already molded itself to the shape of your cock! My womb is descending, wanting to get pregnant! It’s saying it wants to have Aristo’s little brother or sister!”
Aqua moved her hips with little grinds, climaxing over and over again.
“Do you want my seed?”
“Yes! Inside... fill my womb with lots of baby seed!”
When the tip of my cock pried open her cervix, Aqua dug her nails into my back again, clinging to me and crying out, “Cummingcummingcumming! I’m going to die! It feels too good, I’m going crazy!”
“Darling... inside... it’s so wonderfully warm... I came together with you...”
She squirted profusely, soaking the entire area around her. I straddled the sleeping Aqua and made her perform cleaning fellatio, but when I got on top in a 69 position and made her swallow me deep into her throat, she looked pained but happy. When I spread her legs and toyed with her clit, she was fussing about something.
“Wait! I just came!”
She seemed to be saying that, but when I stimulated her mercilessly, a “splurt” sound was heard and she squirted. She was shouting something like “Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!” but as I continued, she started convulsing, her toes curled and she arched backward, and the gushing “splurt, splurt” wouldn’t stop.
“I’m about to cum too. Suck harder, Aqua!”
Though she looked pained, she moved her tongue as much as she could, urging my ejaculation.
“Do you want to drink my seed?”
When I asked, she was teary-eyed but nodded repeatedly, so with a grunt, I poured it down her throat in thick spurts.
When she sat up, she swallowed with a “gulp” sound and said, “It’s delicious! Your seed!” and clung to me. After that, I had her straddle me in cowgirl position, held her buttocks, and inserted a finger, causing her to cry out, “Ahn! Ahn! That’s... the wrong place!”
“I want to make my wife even more of a super-slut. Is that no good?”
“It’s not no good! I’ve already become this lewd!”
When I said I wanted to train her into a total pervert, she said, “Fine! Do it!” and leaned over to kiss me.
“Darling! I... I’m feeling it in my butt! I think I’m starting to like naughty things... Aaah! Cummingcummingcumming!”
Aqua shook her hips violently, becoming lewd.
“I’m... going crazy! My butt is so hot! My slutty pussy is melting too!”
When I came, she performed cleaning fellatio.
“Hey? Next time, attack both holes at once from doggy style!”
“You total pervert of a woman!”
When I spanked her butt with light slaps, her vagina tightened with a squeeze and she continued to moan. It seemed a new door had opened for Aqua.
“Next time I get pregnant, put it in my butt... I want you to enjoy Aqua even more! Because I’m a total pervert!”
This is bad...But fortunately, if I release the hypnosis, she should forget tonight’s events. Thinking that, I immediately turned her around and got her into the reverse cowgirl position.
“I’m happy to take your rear virginity.”
“Even my front pussy was offered to you, wasn’t it?”
Oops... I have to stay in character as Windam!
“Fufufu. That’s right, wasn’t it?”
“Geez! You say such strange things!”
After wetting her butt to make it slippery, she accepted my cock with a squelch.
“Aaah... it’s in... even though it’s a different place... I’m... getting excited!”
Saying that, she took my hand and made me put a finger in her pussy and grope her chest.
“Hey? My slutty pussy is in an amazing state too, right? It’s been squelching and crying this whole time... It’s like I’m being violated by two men... I’m a lewd woman, aren’t I!”
“Who would you like the other one to be? I won’t get angry, so tell me?”
Then, I thought it might be Aristo, but apparently, she didn’t want her child to see her in such a state.
“Then who would be good?”
When I asked while licking the nape of her neck from behind, she said “Shivans-kun,” which made my heart skip a beat. As a reward, I stretched out my tongue and gave her a kiss.
“I... might be weak to men with kind eyes... His eyes are kind... but he’s the same age as my son, so it’s impossible, but...”
“Isn’t it fine? If he sought you out, you’d be excited too, wouldn’t you? Let him hold you someday.”
When I whispered it like a suggestion, she seemed to nod.
“Th-that’s... Aaah! I’m cumming! Imagining all sorts of things is making me go crazy!”
I came too, had her perform cleaning fellatio, and after putting her to sleep, carried her to the bed. I had Windam do as he always did and quietly left the room.
The Next Morning
After breakfast, an eager Klaus and a smiling Aristo set off. Windam, looking utterly exhausted, trudged along after them.
The Lady and Aqua apparently planned to work up a sweat at Pat-Pat Golf. Aqua’s skin was glossy again today.
Father headed to the dojo for swordsmanship.Mother and Emilia seemed to be accompanying the Lady and Aqua. I shut myself in the workshop for the first time in a while and was busy with the mass production of souvenirs when Gale arrived.
“Honestly... from nobles to merchants, one after another! Too many people want to know our secrets, it’s a real pain!”
“Well, I suppose so. Everyone lives by their desires, after all.”
“You’re a kid, but you’re strangely perceptive, aren’t you, boy?”
I wanted to say that in terms of actual age, I’m older than Gale.
“More importantly, there’s one problem... I did tell the Boss, but...”
Wondering what it was, it turned out that neighboring nobles who learned Klaus was here were pressing to “be allowed to pay their respects.” At first, they feigned ignorance, but apparently, it was getting difficult to keep that up.
“The Boss said to consult you, boy.”
“In that case, how about bringing the matter to His Excellency Klaus?”
“Hah... I guess that’s the only way...”
(Well, he came here for a vacation, so he probably doesn’t want to be disturbed. Especially since he came with his family. That’s it! Let’s do this!)
“His Excellency will likely refuse them, won’t he? Inform them that His Excellency also made a reservation to stay here, and that unless they too make a reservation, they cannot enter the inn. If you convey that, wouldn’t it allow you to refuse them politely?”
“I see! Make them realize they can’t just say whatever’s convenient without even coming to stay! As expected of you, boy! Your cunning mind works well!”
I thought “cunning” was unnecessary, but when I suggested that saying, “Wouldn’t it be troublesome if word spread that so-and-so interfered while other high-ranking nobles had made reservations?” would make them flinch, he laughed happily, “Fufufu. Indeed!” and went back.
Naturally, the people who had come as messengers were bewildered.
“We merely wish to visit this inn to pay our respects?”
“When many nobles have made reservations and have finally arrived? His Excellency Klaus also came here with a reservation, you know? Do you intend to make the selfish request of coming just because you want to meet him?”
When put that way, they had no words to reply.
“How impudent. What a boorish fellow.”
I had implicitly threatened them, asking if they were fine with their own master being spoken of that way by other nobles or Klaus. In the end, the messengers had no choice but to trudge back home.
They had underestimated Butler.
“He’s merely a Knight Title holder who rose from being a mercenary. He shouldn’t be able to defy high-ranking nobles.”
They had assumed they could just threaten him from above and it would be fine.As a result, they were furious when they heard the returning messenger’s report, but there was nothing they could do. They could only kick the messenger and take out their anger on him.
“Damn that Butler! What about the Shampoo and Conditioner?”
“W-we still don’t know...”
Who was it kicking the messenger?It was Count Hermann of the West.
“Don’t think this is over... Remember this, Butler!”
He was shouting toward the eastern sky.
I had started preparing dinner.
“Shivans! I’ll help!”
“In that case, watch the fire, Emi-nee.”
To make the broth, I had her skim off the scum.
“What are you making tonight?”
“You like it too, don’t you, Emi-nee? It’s wild boar hot pot!”
“That’s great! We get to eat it too, right?”
When I said of course, she was happy.
When dinner came and everyone was gathered, I explained.
“Since it was a bit cold today, I prepared this.”
“Oh! There’s a dish like this?”
Klaus said he was seeing it for the first time and gazed at it intently.
“It’s wild boar meat. High in protein and low in calories. Even if you eat a fair amount, it’s hard to gain weight, and it’s rich in iron, so I thought it would be good for Lady Aqua as well.”
Aristo, who wanted to train, and Aqua, who was fully intent on bearing children, began devouring it eagerly.
“The broth is made from orc bones, so it’s also rich in collagen. It’s effective for the Lady’s beautiful skin too. Moreover, since it’s seasoned at the end with the bone broth, the salt content is kept low. Delicious broth also comes out from the vegetables and meat, so please enjoy it together with the soup! Also, since it was a male, there are testicles as well. The meat itself has invigorating and fortifying effects, but these are even more effective for enhancing virility...”
As I started to say that, Klaus and Windam began eating voraciously, as if competing.
“Father! You have no more business here, right?”
“That’s not true at all! I won’t lose to you yet!”
Aristo, who didn’t understand the adults’ circumstances, looked dumbfounded, but said he had something he wanted to ask me.
“What is it?”
“Are there conditions for activating chantless magic?”
“I’d like to know that too!”
Klaus, who had put a testicle in his mouth, also seemed interested.
“Since when has magic existed? I suspect it has been around since the mythical age of ancient times. Did the humans of that era have writing? It’s unknown if they even had language. If they could use it since that time, wouldn’t that mean there were no incantations?”
“Now that you mention it, that’s true. An interesting hypothesis, isn’t it?”
Klaus listened with keen interest.
“My activation method is through imagery. What I think would be good if it could happen takes form. I believe the ancient people of antiquity were probably the same. Events that occurred in nature, or events that left an impression, are depicted in the mind and take shape. If the fury of nature were to manifest directly as magic? Wouldn’t that be a threat?”
Since there’s no television here, they might never have seen the fury of nature.
“We live in the Imperial Capital and don’t directly witness the fury of nature. But what he says has a persuasiveness that makes sense!”
When Klaus said that, Aristo also got excited, saying, “I wonder if magic in the age of myths was more amazing than now?”
“Speaking of which, both Aristo and Shivans-kun have their coming-of-age ceremonies approaching. Aristo, is there anything you want?”
When Klaus asked that, Aristo thought for a moment, then shook his head and answered, “I can’t think of anything at the moment.” Apparently, adulthood in this world is at age 12. It was a topic not in the game’s setting.
“I got engaged at 12, married here at 13, and gave birth to Aristo at 15!”
Saying that, Aqua hugged Aristo, but he shook her off, perhaps embarrassed that I was watching.
“Is there anything you want?”
Windam asked me with a smile.
“It’s a little different from wanting something, but like my parents, I hope to become an adventurer, travel this wide world, journey through various lands, and encounter delicious food and beautiful scenery!”
Moved by that answer, the Lady, Marino, spoke to me.
“Listen? You must absolutely not do anything reckless! If it gets dangerous, you run away, understand? And if you come to the Imperial Capital, don’t stay at an inn, come to our house. Promise me!”
I nodded deeply and asked, “Thank you very much. Is it truly all right for someone like me to visit the Grand Duke family?” I asked because I thought it might be a kind of social courtesy.
“What are you saying, Shivans? We’re friends, aren’t we? No need to hold back!”
When Aristo said that, the other four also nodded with kind expressions. After that, the banquet began. Aristo and I went ahead and soaked in the hot spring.
“You’re amazing, Shivans! You were already thinking about the future. For me, it’s just about the Imperial Academy and such. Even being told I’m an adult at 12, it doesn’t really sink in.”
I’m not amazing.I can’t say that my actual age is older than your parents.
“Certainly, even if you’re called an adult at 12, society would still treat you as a child, wouldn’t it?”
“It’s because of the nobles’ strange customs, right. That’s right! Tomorrow, will you show me that workshop of yours? Of course, only what you’re allowed to show is fine!”
When I agreed, he was overjoyed.
“Hey, Shivans. I’ve been thinking for a while, but isn’t it not just your height, but your cock is huge too?”
I can’t say your mother is crazy about it too.
“I’m sure if you eat a lot and exercise a lot, Lord Aristo, you’ll be fine!”
“Ah! I asked Emilia-san too. She said jumping and bouncing around is good. I asked because that girl is big too!”
I don’t know if that theory is correct.
After that, when the adults came in, he said, “It’s a promise! See you tomorrow!” and escaped to his own room.
“Hmm? What did you promise Aristo?”
A drunk Klaus leaned in close. You’re too close, Old Man... and you reek of alcohol!
“I promised to show him my workshop tomorrow.”
“What? I’m going too! Windam, you come too!”
Well, as long as I don’t show them the Shampoo and Conditioner workshop, there’s no problem. After that, I performed treatments, and finally, I held Aqua and greeted the next morning.