Chapter 237 - *Father's Day Commemorative Side Story: Angelica's Gift
This is a special side story commemorating Father's Day. Four chapters are being posted simultaneously, so please enjoy the remaining three as well.
Also, there is an announcement in the afterword.
Seven o'clock in the morning.
Crawling out of bed, I let out a big yawn and headed for the bathroom.
It feels weird saying it myself, but at this stage, my brain still wasn't working.
I lifted the toilet seat, and the moment I surrendered myself to the relief of relieving myself—blood finally started flowing to my head, and I remembered the crisis approaching me.
Today is June 16th.
It's Father's Day.
It's considered a holiday with less presence compared to Mother's Day, but in my house, it's the complete opposite.
Since most of the women I live with have a daddy-con attribute, the excitement rivals Christmas.
Of course, I can't imagine Angelica and the others will give me a safe, ordinary gift.
I'd better be prepared for something like "I'll give you my virginity as a present ♪".
In other words, wielding the noble cause of Father's Day, a stamina endurance race against reason is about to begin, where beautiful girls will aggressively seduce me.
"...Am I gonna be okay?"
Feeling a chill run down my spine, I returned to the bedroom and immediately encountered the first assassin.
I could see a human-sized lump squirming in the bed.
She might think she's hiding, but her blonde hair sticking out from under the blanket gives everything away.
"Ange?"
Yesterday's sleeping partner should have been Ayako-chan, so it seems the positions got swapped while I was in the bathroom.
"Ah, you can't pull the blanket off yet!? I'm not ready!"
"...I can see adult diapers, what are you getting ready for?"
"It's a surprise present. If you look, it's a no-no!"
"I can also see a baby bottle, what the hell are you actually doing????"
I yanked the blanket off with a swoosh, and saw Angelica, dressed in loose sleepwear, on all fours.
I could also confirm countless baby items.
A rattle, a bib... could this really be intended as a Father's Day gift?
"Aren't you off by about thirty-two years on the target age?"
"Oh, come on. I'm not wrong at all."
Seeming to have decided to brazen it out, Angelica spun around to face me.
Then she sat in a girlish pose, spread her arms wide, and wore an expression full of maternal love.
"I was actually planning to show you when everything was perfectly ready, but I guess it can't be helped. Come on, you can come here."
"...You want me to jump into your chest?"
"Yes! From now on, Daddy, you're going to be my baby."
"...Why?"
"It's obviously a present for Father's Day, isn't it? The gift from me is 'Motherhood'."
I see.
Angelica is a girl who likes to be spoiled by a father figure, but she also likes to pamper others just as much—a maternal-type girl.
Her future dream is to raise me single-handedly, and she's the owner of a broken fetish who says so without hesitation, so she prepared a gift she could enjoy too.
But still, man.
Japan isn't so far gone that a middle-aged man can just go "goo-goo ga-ga" at a sixteen-year-old girl.
"What do you take me for? I mean, I don't dislike a woman with a nurturing nature, but this first thing in the morning is a bit..."
"Oh my. So Kei-kun can become more of a cuddle-bug at night?"
"K-Kei-kun!?"
No way.
Sure, when I was a little kid, my mom used to call me that... but where the hell did she learn that?
I don't remember ever telling Angelica about my childhood memories.
That means she reached "that territory" on her own...
Before I knew it, I was drawn in and diving into Angelica's chest.
It was the announcement of Japan's end.
"Mama studied a whole lot, you know. On Kei-kun's computer."
"...What?"
"The concept of One-shota."
"You surfed the internet?"
"Nope, I learned from the naughty videos and pictures stuffed in a folder labeled 'Pay Stub'."
Damn it.
No matter how many times I change the folder name, she digs it up with an abnormal obsession.
She's just like a mother who goes into her son's room without permission and looks for porn... wait, even here there's a Mama component!?
Is even this behavior part of her motherhood!?
While falling into a state of confusion on my own, I kept rubbing my cheek against Angelica's bust.
Maybe because she was wearing a loose pajama top, I could fully feel the sensation of her ample breasts.
Bounce, bounce.
No, maybe it's "flop, flop."
A bewitching swell combining freshness and elasticity.
The sweet, soft scent of a girl.
This is what always drives me crazy, it's not my fault, I kept mumbling excuses, and then something soft was pushed into my mouth.
It was a baby bottle.
"Drink it all up, okay~. It's Mama's homemade milk~."
"Goo-goo! I'll drink lots of Mama Ange's milk!"
"Heheh. Kei-kun became a good baby for me, Mama's happy..."
"Mama... Mama Ange..."
"Let's go back to Mama's womb like this and become a baby room old man. Let's become more degenerate than any kidult room old man could ever dream of. In Mama's womb, let's live in a two-generation house forever..."
"Okay!"
Having completely regained the heart of an infant, I eagerly sucked up the contents of the baby bottle.
"Wow. Kei-kun is so good at drinking his milk, isn't he~. Good boy, good boy~."
"Nom nom nom nom! Mama's boobies are nom nom nom... hey, Ange, this is just regular milk, right?"
"Huh? Ah, yes. That is indeed store-bought cow's milk."
"--Why didn't you use powdered milk?"
"!"
"After I went to all the trouble of getting into character as a baby, this ruins it," I said, pulling away from Angelica.
"Sit seiza for a second. You don't understand the first thing about being a baby."
"Y-Yes!"
Angelica obediently corrected her posture.
"Listen up? I'll concede a hundred steps and say it's fine that you can't produce breast milk. It's not like you've given birth in the first place. So that's not what I'm mad about. ...You get it, right? I'm appalled at the sloppiness of using store-bought carton milk, of all things! This completely kills the mood!"
"...I think my follow-through was lacking."
"Let me say this as one adult to another: cutting corners in places like this is no good. You'll pay for it someday."
"Is giving a lecture on the proper mindset for baby play really an adult's opinion?"
"That's right."
I declared it firmly.
"Ask your spiritual mother-and-child handbook. You still haven't fully become a mama."
"...It seems so. I was a bad mama..."
Angelica immediately became dejected.
Maybe I went a little too far?
Time to throw in some follow-up, I thought, and patted Angelica's head.
"But still, it was pretty fun, I guess. Thanks, Ange. You cheered me up."
"...Really?"
"Yeah. It was the best present."
"Heheh~."
"I'm glad you enjoyed it," Angelica said, smiling shyly.
Well, well, that was a close one.
If I hadn't come to my senses mid-way and started nitpicking, I would have probably taken Angelica's virginity in an incredibly abnormal way.
...How many more of these events are going to keep happening today?
Just how far can my reason hold out...?
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