Chapter 140 - Chapter 138: Episode 138
I cleaned and grilled the rabbit and fish the Female Goblin had caught, then ate them.
It wasn't as good as the horse meat the Academy female students had seasoned and grilled, but I'd lost so much blood that I was starving, so it tasted pretty damn good.
I really understood the saying that hunger is the best sauce.
After eating my fill, the warmth of the campfire made me drowsy.
They say you get sleepy when your belly is full and your back is warm.
The Female Goblin seemed sleepy too; she pressed right up against me and yawned.
Naturally, our eyelids started to droop.
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I woke up to a chill; it was the middle of the night.
The campfire had died out, and the cave was pitch black.
My tossing and turning must have woken the Female Goblin, too.
'Hmm... I need to pee....'
When I mentioned I needed to pee,
the Female Goblin insisted on coming with me.
"Human male♡ So fucking weak♡ You're a loser♡ I'm worried, so I'll go with you♡"
The Female Goblin grabbed my hand and led me out of the cave.
It was dark, but with her help, I made it out without issue.
Outside, the night was surprisingly bright, illuminated by three large moons and a sky full of stars.
Seeing those three moons, I truly felt like I was in another world, deep inside the dungeon.
"Human male♡ Wait a second♡ Don't you dare just pee because you can't hold it? Wait♡"
The Female Goblin rummaged through some nearby bushes, returning with a thick, flexible vine.
She wrapped it around my neck, secured it tight, and then tied a thinner vine to it, holding the leash in her hand.
'...W-what? ...Is this a dog collar? ...Am I seriously going to pee wearing a dog collar?'
"All done♡ Husband looks cool♡"
"...I-it doesn't look cool at all.... Isn't this for dogs...?"
"It's cool. Say it's cool. I am your Mistress. You want to get hit? You want a beating?"
"...I-it's cool. It's really cool...."
"Then let's go pee now♡ When you pee in front of your Mistress♡ as a sign of submission♡
you get on all fours♡ lift one leg and pee♡ Preferably♡ on a tree or a rock♡"
'...That's straight-up pet humiliation urination play....'
The Female Goblin pulled my leash and led me.
When I took a piss in the spot she designated, the Female Goblin watched me intently, as if fascinated, and smiled.
"Good job♡ Now I'll take this off again♡"
'...No, fuck. This bitch just... she just wanted to try some humiliation urination pet play, didn't she...?'
The Female Goblin took my dog collar off again.
Then she held my hand tightly again and led me somewhere.
It was on an open hill behind the cave, like a small mountain.
She sat me down at the spot with the best view,
and while gazing at the countless stars, she whispered softly into my ear.
"Human male♡ Let's mate♡ and have lots of babies♡ Let's have as many as there are stars in the sky♡
Human male, yours is big♡ Lots of semen♡ It's possible♡ I'll catch lots of delicious things for you♡
Let's have lots and lots of our babies♡ and raise them happily♡ I'll work hard♡"
It tugged at my heartstrings, and for a moment,
I considered giving up on the human world and just living here, like she said.
'...Still, a world like this is fine for a day or two, but it's tough if it drags on....'
I had military experience in my past life, plus plenty of experience with camping and rural life.
Living without modern conveniences and "making friends with nature" feels like hell after just three days.
Sometimes, it feels like misery before even a single day has passed.
The lack of modern civilization... means all the perks—internet, games, chicken, pizza, burgers, fries, jajangmyeon, tangsuyuk, beef tartare bibimbap, spicy stir-fried pork, pork cutlets, gukbap, coffee, ice cream, chocolate, and so on—all disappear.
If I hadn't known them, it would be one thing, but it's truly hard for a human already accustomed to those benefits to live without them.
Furthermore, even if I could endure the food, I'd have to give up modern medical infrastructure, water and sewage systems, and electricity.
It's worth noting that one of the biggest reasons people move back to Seoul after trying country life is the lack of hospitals.
'...I feel sorry for this Female Goblin, but... I have to find a chance to escape.'
I stared silently at the night sky, bathed in moonlight and starlight.
Perhaps sensing something from my silence,
the Female Goblin spoke in a dejected tone.
"...Human male, are you going to abandon me...? Don't abandon me... I'll work hard... I'll treat my husband better... Don't abandon me...."
"...W-why are you thinking that?"
I asked, startled because it felt like my inner thoughts had been exposed.
"...When Mom said let's have lots of babies, Dad made the same expression as you, human male.
The next day, Dad disappeared. Mom cried without a word. Human male. Do you dislike me...? I like you, human male... I love you...."
Tears welled up in the Female Goblin's eyes.
I realized I couldn't keep deceiving her, so I spoke honestly.
"...No, it's not that I dislike you. It's just... I'm a human. I can't live here.
Humans have to live with humans. Just as you have to live here... if humans don't live with humans... they die...."
"...Is that so."
"Yeah... I'm sorry, but... We can't live together...."
"......."
The Female Goblin sat blankly for a while, hugging her knees with a gloomy expression.
Then, she looked at me with determination.
"...Human male, my husband. I will follow you to the human world. Even if I don't live here, I won't die.
Humans die if they live here. I won't die if I live with humans. So, I should be the one to go.
For my human husband, that's nothing. I can do it. Because I love you. Because I like you."
"...Huh? Uh, uh...?"
"Human male, be honest. Do you dislike me?"
"...Uh, no? It's not that... a-are you really sure...?"
"I'm sure. Human male, mine, my husband. Mistress protects her husband. That is what a Mistress does.
But human male. You've been speaking informally to me for a while now. I'll hit you. You're going to get hit, human male."
"...Are you really sure?"
"I'm sure."
"Really? Really, really?"
"I'm sure. Human male, yours. I don't think I can forget. For the rest of my life. I can't forget. Human male, I will follow you to the human world."
What is this?
Did I tame the Female Goblin with my dick?
"Human male. What is your name? I was so excited until now, I forgot to ask. I am Azael. Human male, what is your name?"
"Kim Do-jin."
"Kim Do-jin. Mine. My husband. I'll make you happy for the rest of your life."
"Ugh, ugh...."
Actually, until a moment ago, I was planning to deceive her and abandon her, but
hearing that, my small conscience started pricking me.
"Why are you like that?"
"No, it's nothing... nothing... Ah, d-don't raise your hand to hit me. I—I won't speak informally anymore...."
The Female Goblin, Azael, seemed determined to strictly follow the rule that if I, her husband, spoke informally, she would hit me.
'What should I do... if I bring a goblin back.... Is it okay...?'
Instead of killing the monster,
if I bring her back...,
huh...?
'Ah... why was I worrying? I can just say I tamed her, that I broke her in.'
A good solution popped into my head, making me feel foolish for worrying so much.
I can just say I tamed the goblin.
It's a secret that I broke her in with my dick, but
if I hide that, I doubt anyone would say anything if I kept her as a pet monster.
"Okay."
"Huh? Husband. Why?"
"Look, Azael. You know... actually... you know....
When we go out to human society, can't you call me Master, and treat me like a Master...?
T-this is all for our own good...."
"...Why?"
"Humans will only understand if it looks like I made Azael my pet. They won't understand if I say we're married."
"I don't want to. Human male, mine, my husband. Why aren't you proud? And if there's going to be a pet, the husband is the pet.
How dare you tell your Mistress, who is like the sky, to pretend you tamed her? You're going to get scolded, husband. You want to get hit? You want a beating?"
I tried hard to persuade the Female Goblin, using gestures and even begging her.
Then, as a compromise, she demanded one act from me.
"When my husband makes a serious request to his Mistress, he takes off all his clothes. And kneels."
"C-can I make the request by doing that?"
"There's more. After doing that, you put your head on the ground."
"...That's the Dogeza position. And a naked Dogeza at that...."
"Dogeza? What is that? I don't know. It's our tribe's tradition."
"...Okay. I just have to do a naked Dogeza, right? Then you'll grant my request, right?"
"There's more."
"There's more?"
"Yes. You mate with yourself alone."
"...What? What?"
"Is it hard to understand? I'll explain again. Take off clothes. Kneel. Put head on ground. Mate with yourself alone. Easy."
"...."
"Mating with yourself alone can be done with one hand, or two hands. If the position is uncomfortable, you can lift your butt, it's fine."
"You want me to do a naked Dogeza... and masturbate too...?"
"While doing that, my husband makes his request to his Mistress. Only then will I consider it a bit more."
"...You're not even granting it... you're just saying you'll consider it a bit more... that's too one-sided...."
"Human male. You have no manners. This is the basic. If we go further, you do that, and then you lick the woman's place too. You swear loyalty."
The Female Goblin demanded a 'naked Dogeza + masturbation' from me.
As a bonus, she also told me to perform cunnilingus.
"...What if I say I won't do it? I'll just go to the human world alone...."
"Human male. You are under a big misunderstanding. Mine, my husband, running away? Getting caught? You'll be scolded severely. I'll hit you severely."
"......."
"And if it looks like you're going to run away, I'll cut your hand and foot tendons in advance.
Human male, give me your hands and feet. I'll cut the tendons in advance.
I'll cut them gently so it doesn't hurt. Give me your hands and feet."
"...Can I just kneel here and bow my head? I can masturbate in my own style, right?"
Azael looked at me with a pathetic expression after seeing my rapidly changing attitude when she demanded my hands and feet.
It was slightly humiliating, but I thought it was better than having my hand and foot tendons cut.