Chapter 170 - Chapter 168: Episode 168
"What are you doing? Answer it. You got a call. Whoever it is, there's no need to ignore it just because you're with me."
"...U-uh? Ah, no.... ...Do, do I have to? On such a nice day...?"
Even though it was Ahn Min-seo who told me to honey-trap Jung Su-yeon,
was there really a need to hear this woman's voice when the date was almost over?
I shook my head 'no', but
Ahn Min-seo's cute and gentle eyes twitched, and her brow gradually furrowed.
"You little shit. I said answer it."
"...A-ah, no, it's fine...."
"It was a woman, right?"
"...U-uh? A, a woman...? We-well...? I didn't look, so... I-I don't know...?"
"Hey. You little shit. Answer it. I haven't been asking you for a favor this whole time just for you to ignore me. Can't you read the room?"
"...Uh? Uh-huh...? Yeah...?"
"You little shit. Stop beating around the bush and answer the damn thing. Before you get the shit kicked out of you with a belly punch.
You haven't been getting hit lately, so you've forgotten how things work, huh? Answer it and put it on speakerphone immediately."
Ahn Min-seo snapped, grabbed my shoulder tightly, and told me to answer the phone.
I flinched because my shoulder hurt, and as her grip tightened, I hurriedly answered the phone.
Just as Ahn Min-seo said, I immediately switched it to speakerphone.
-"My fiancé~? Have you been well? It's been a while, hasn't it?"-
It was the voice of the Student Council President, Jung Su-yeon.
I could see Ahn Min-seo's expression sour in real-time.
Come to think of it..., it was Jung Su-yeon who was the culprit behind forcing Ahn Min-seo to drink vaginal fluid.
'To Ahn Min-seo, she's a sworn enemy.
If it were a man, it would be like someone who forced her to suck a dick and drink semen....'
I frantically used hand gestures to let Ahn Min-seo know that I wasn't the one who approached her,
that it happened because she made me approach her, and that this was the first time she'd called in a long time.
I used frantic hand gestures to convey all that to Ahn Min-seo.
Because if Ahn Min-seo happened to misunderstand my relationship with Jung Su-yeon, I might actually die.
'Ah, fuck. Jung Su-yeon, you useless bitch. Why did you have to call at a time like this....'
Jung Su-yeon has too many flaws, aside from her outstanding beauty and the fact that her light purple hair and light purple eyes are incredibly hot.
I'd say she's no help in life and I don't want to get involved with her.
Still, the thing I'm most curious about is... whether her pubic hair is also light purple.
'I have to see it sometime....'
I got distracted for a moment, then tried to communicate with Ahn Min-seo again through hand gestures so that no misunderstandings would pile up.
'...We really have nothing going on. Believe me, please.... You know better than anyone since you were the one who ordered it in the first place....'
-"Fiancé? Why aren't you saying anything? Are you okay?"-
Ahn Min-seo gestured with her chin at me with a menacingly stiff face.
It was a gesture telling me to speak and continue the conversation.
"A-ah, no. I'm fine.... Su-suddenly, you called, President..., so I was just calming my surprised heart...."
-"Ohh..., I see. My small, cute, baby bluebird-like fiancé.
Well, I suppose you've never received a call from a woman before, so I understand. Ohoho. Hohoho."-
Never received one, my ass....
I get calls from women trying to fuck me almost every day....
I continued the call with Student Council President Jung Su-yeon while keeping an eye on Ahn Min-seo.
The content of the call was just some pointless check-in.
She said she hadn't met me or called recently, so she decided to call, or something like that....
Then, Jung Su-yeon brought up something she probably shouldn't have in front of Ahn Min-seo.
-"Fiancé. My own pure and noble fiancé. I'm finally ready.
Shall I say I've received an engagement ring worthy of you...? Let's meet tomorrow.
It's Sunday, isn't it? I shall kneel before you and propose.
I could do a surprise event, but the reason I'm confessing this to you in advance is because
I've heard that there are men who dislike surprise events.
And you are such a cute, small, and precious man who gets startled so easily,
so I'm telling you in advance out of consideration so you can prepare your heart."-
"...Ye-yes.... ...Th-thank you.... For being so considerate.... You are so very considerate...."
-"My, how your heart is as beautiful as your voice.... One who notices consideration is
kind, thoughtful, and beautiful enough to recognize the consideration of others.
No matter how much I think about it, I think I chose a good fiancé. Haa. Haa.
I want to meet you tomorrow, hnnng. I want to make you mine quickly."-
"...Ye-yes..., ...m-me too.... Ye-yes...."
The conversation with Student Council President Jung Su-yeon flowed one-sidedly,
and I just had to answer well.
The main content of the 30-minute call was basically that since it's Sunday tomorrow, we'll meet for a date,
and since the engagement ring is finished, she'll propose.
Looking at Jung Su-yeon chattering away,
there was no substance to the conversation, but she talked so much that I thought
it would drag on for an hour or two if I didn't stop it, so I made an excuse about needing to go to the bathroom.
Fortunately, she wasn't completely oblivious,
so Jung Su-yeon apologized, saying she felt she had kept me too long out of courtesy, and ended the call.
Of course, she didn't forget to make plans to see me tomorrow.
"...Mi-Min-seo. What do I do?"
"Why are you asking me that? You little shit, you should decide."
Ahn Min-seo acted as if it were someone else's business,
while also acting as if I should handle my own private life.
"...Mi-Min-seo?"
I was startled and kept looking at Min-seo, reading her mood intensely.
Wasn't it her who made me approach her in the first place?
I meant, what would happen to my situation if she suddenly acted like that?
"...Pfft. You're such a coward. It's a joke, a joke."
"......."
I hope she doesn't pull a prank like that ever again.
I thought my heart was going to drop.
"Hmm..., come to think of it, there was that Student Council President bitch..., I need to take care of that too....
Haa, now that I think about it, the reason I approached you was to take down the Student Council President....
But at some point, while fucking you, I got bewitched and completely forgot my original purpose....
Is this the danger of a man who is so fucking hot? Is this why the old saying about a 'Femme Fatale' exists?"
Ahn Min-seo muttered to herself,
thought for a moment, and then told me to accept the proposal.
However, it came with the premise that I had to share the schedule with her clearly.
"Tell that Student Council President bitch to let you know the schedule in advance. It's because I have something to prepare.
Ah, and Do-jin, I'm going to take you in after I graduate anyway..., so, you're okay with showing your true self now, right?"
"Huh? ...Wh-what does that mean...? Showing my true self?"
"...Hmm, never mind. It's better if you don't know. I'll handle everything. Just trust your noona."
"Noona...?"
"Shit, hey you little shit. Just call me noona if I tell you to call me noona."
It feels a bit like the 'oppa' obsession, but...
if Min-seo tells me to call her that, I have to.... What else can I do.
Ahn Min-seo was cooking up some sinister plan,
and seeing her try to get my permission and then shut her mouth again, it felt like....
'Could it be something where I lose out? ...What on earth is she planning to do...?'
Ahn Min-seo said she had a lot to do to organize her thoughts and prepare for tomorrow, so she told me to go.
She was stiff and cold, with an expression that looked like she was looking forward to tomorrow...,
and since she had the attribute of fire, it felt like I was looking at a coldly burning flame, which was extremely scary.
I couldn't guarantee what would happen tomorrow, so I entered my dorm room with a stiff face.
"Oh, the husband is here. What do we do."
"Calm down, you idiot. Oh, Do-jin, you're here?"
"Puppy~ you're here now~?"
As I entered my dorm room,
Azael welcomed me in a flustered way,
and the two women welcomed me, acting friendly as if my room were their own.
I gave a rough greeting saying I was back, went to the bathroom to wash my hands, and went to the bedroom where they were rolling around.
Washing my hands thoroughly after coming from outside was a habit I'd had since I was young.
After changing into comfortable clothes and rolling around on the bed,
Lee Ji-eun, Kim Ji-na, and Azael put their noses to my body and sniffed.
"Different shampoo smell...."
"Different body wash smell...."
"There's definitely the smell of another female's arousal fluid on the husband's body."
Lee Ji-eun, Kim Ji-na, and Azael took turns smelling my body and gave their reviews.
"Hmm...."
I had nothing to say, so I just stayed silent,
but Kim Ji-na and Lee Ji-eun started to set a mood and told me to sit up.
I got up from lying comfortably on the bed and sat in front of them.
"Hey. Do you happen to like anyone?"
Lee Ji-eun asked, setting the mood as much as she could.
"?"
I wondered why she was acting like this all of a sudden,
so I looked at her with a question mark on my face.
Then Lee Ji-eun sighed as if frustrated.
And Kim Ji-na asked me again.
"Puppy. Tell me honestly. Do you have someone you like?"
Kim Ji-na and Lee Ji-eun's question.
Since it was asked in a quite serious atmosphere, I also thought seriously....
Hmm, someone I seriously like?
I don't really know. Since no one comes to mind, I guess there isn't anyone.
I couldn't think of anyone I seriously liked.
There was no one who came to mind that made me think, 'I'm going to spend the rest of my life with this person!', or 'I'm only going to have sex with this person for the rest of my life!', or 'Now that I seriously like this person, I won't even look at other women!'.
I just want to live while having sex with women who don't hit me or bully me....