Chapter 212 - Chapter 210: Episode 210
So, the first broadcast ended up going way off the original plan.
Originally, it was supposed to just keep my image from tanking and give off a slightly mysterious vibe...
so it was only going to be a short hour for self-introduction and announcing future plans.
About thirty minutes for introducing myself and thirty minutes for Q&A and reading out donations.
That was the original plan.
But donations were pouring in like crazy... so we hit an unexpected snag.
It wasn't a bad thing.
It was a problem because it was too good.
I glanced at the girl in charge of broadcast planning and management.
That self-proclaimed streamer simp was watching the situation with a satisfied grin.
She signaled for me to keep going, even though it would be tough.
I gave a slight nod to her instruction and kept broadcasting.
Three hours passed with me doing nothing special—just reading donor nicknames and thanking them for donations.
...By the way, that considerate remark of hers—telling me to keep going even if it was 'tough'—was fucking fascinating.
How good must she be feeling to say such warm words to someone she treats like a slave....
'...Did she say her name was Song A-ra....'
She was completely different from the girl who, just yesterday, made me memorize internet broadcast scripts and common knowledge, and would belly-punch or rape me every time I got something wrong.
Thanks to that, I learned and mastered internet broadcast culture and common knowledge in a quick, intensive course,
but my abdomen is still covered in bruises.
I was fated to broadcast while getting beaten up, like some underground idol or AV actor held hostage by Japanese Yakuza-style black company bosses.
Maybe she's in such a good mood because the first broadcast was a success, but...,
if subscribers or viewers drop, I might really have to keep broadcasting while getting the shit beaten out of me....
I could easily imagine Song A-ra getting angry at a drop in viewers and punishing or hitting me.
I felt like she'd make me get into a push-up position and spank my butt with a baseball bat, claiming I didn't work hard enough and caused viewers to leave.
- [ 'OppaImDying' donated 100,000 won ]
- Do-jin-kun, what's your name?
"My name? ...Kim, Kim Do-jin..., ah..., ...I, I was told not to say my name.... Hue.... Uuu.... The girls in my class said I shouldn't say my real name...."
-Ah lol, he just leaked his real name, didn't he?
-lol
-lololololol
-Crazy lol, he's so cute lol
-lol
-Fck lol
-That's otherworldly cuteness lol
-He's so cute.....
(Auto-translation) (He is very cute.....)
-I want to breed him in my house
(Auto-translation) (I want to breed him in my house.)
-Are you a pedophile?
(Auto-translation) (Are you a pedophile?)
-No! He is an adult. He said 20 years old in Korean age. That means he is 18-19 years old. He is legal.
(Auto-translation) (No! He is an adult. He says he is 20 years old in Korean age. This means he is 18-19 years old. He is legal.)
-No way. He looks like a primary school student or junior high school student. Pedophile.
(Auto-translation) (No way. He looks like a primary school student or junior high school student. You pedophile.)
-No. He is an adult. East Asians always look young.
(Auto-translation) (No. He is an adult. East Asians always look young.)
-Anyway. He looks so young. You are a pedophile.
(Auto-translation) (Anyway. He looks so young. You are a pedophile.)
-Shut up. Fuck off. Get out of my sight.
(Auto-translation) (Shut up. Fuck off. Get out of my sight.)
-Pedophile.
(Auto-translation) (Pedophile)
-What the hell are those Western bitches blabbering about?
-lol
-Seems like they're talking about pedo stuff.
-I get shotacons, but isn't this not pedo?
-Western bitches don't say shotacon, they just call it pedo.
-Why are they acting all high and mighty when they secretly love pretty boy shotas?
-What's up with that Western bitch who keeps watching while calling him a pedo? lol
-Others might be mentally coping by calling him a pedo... but their pussies want to watch the broadcast.
-Lol true lol
-But he looks like he'd be good at getting people pregnant anyway... if it turns you on sexually, isn't it not pedo or shota...? He's fertile, right?
-Teacher... if you say that, you're going to prison...
-Which Joseon Dynasty era did that person above come from?
While I was mainly reading donations, I also kept glancing at the comment section,
and I could see a lot of unknown languages popping up, as if word had spread abroad.
The number of subscribers was shooting up too.
'...Come to think of it, Song A-ra did ask the girls in my class to promote it on foreign sites too....'
It was my first broadcast, so I was physically and mentally exhausted.
I'd been signaling to Song A-ra that I was struggling since an hour ago.
She consistently ignored my signals, but..., she finally gave the go-ahead.
She said it was a shame, clicked her tongue, and told me to announce that the donation window was closing.
I was finally allowed to close the donation window and end the broadcast after reading all the donations already received.
Even though Song A-ra closed the donation function, I still had to read donations non-stop for over an hour.
Even while skipping through them quickly, it was still this much.
"...I was..., originally..., going to just introduce myself and end it today..., but you gave so many donations that I ended up doing it for 6 hours....
...Th, thank you.... I'll finish my self-introduction tomorrow.... I'm sorry.... ...I, I'm tired. I'm sorry...."
-Haa fck. So sexy. Oppa I'm dying.
-So this is what sex appeal is... I'm watching and I'm going crazy.
-Wow... I was watching the broadcast secretly at work, got dazed, and got caught by my boss. But my boss started watching the broadcast too, and we both just stared blankly at it together.
-You too? Me too!
-lol
-I was watching the broadcast blankly on my phone too... I guess I didn't hear my mom calling me. But my mom saw Do-jin-kun and watched it with me... Mom's pants seem to be soaked around the crotch... Is it what I think it is? Because I'm soaked too...
-Like mother, like son lol
-Broadcast more! Broadcast more! Broadcast more! Broadcast more! Broadcast more! Broadcast more! Broadcast more!
-Why end the broadcast? Why end the broadcast? Why end the broadcast? Why end the broadcast? Why end the broadcast? Why end the broadcast? Why end the broadcast? Why end the broadcast? Why end the broadcast?
-Don't you know the first broadcast is supposed to be 24 hours? This place has lost its beginner's spirit.
-Teacher. This place is having its first broadcast today?
-Broadcast more. Broadcast more. Broadcast more. Broadcast more. Broadcast more. Broadcast more. Broadcast more.
-I'm holding my breath until you turn the broadcast back on. Hup!
"...Aaah, you shouldn't hold your breath.... ...I, I'll be back soon tomorrow.... ...I, I only meant to do it for 1 hour today...."
With the internet broadcast knowledge injected into me beforehand, I know well that saying you're holding your breath is a meme and a joke.
That's why I was acting like this on purpose.
I'm capturing cuteness by pretending I don't know much about streaming culture.
Of course, this plan was also scripted and prepared in advance.
I even practiced hard, getting belly-punched, on how to act when that comment came up.
But looking at Song A-ra's expression, it wasn't a comment from someone prepared in advance...,
it seems to be a genuine comment from a real viewer.
Still, satisfied with my acting, Song A-ra gave a thumbs up, signaling that it was good.
Not caught by the camera in front of me, so invisible to the viewers...,
I watched her signal and faithfully acted out the character concept she had set for me..., the pure, innocent, virgin pretty boy concept.
-Wow. So cute;;;
-Ah... I need to go to the bathroom again. Fck... lol
-Do-jin-jjang is a baby. He's pure. We must protect him.
-Heeung. So cute...
-Turn on the broadcast quickly tomorrow! I'm holding my breath too! Hup! Hup!
-If you don't date me, I'm holding my breath too! Hup! Hup! Hup!
-The person above, get out...
-You get out
-The teacher above whose parents are dead... are your parents dead?
-Let's ban the person who uses him like that because he's pure...
-Broadcast more broadcast more broadcast more broadcast more broadcast more broadcast more ......
-Oppa I'm dying Oppa I'm dying Oppa I'm dying Oppa I'm dying Oppa I'm dying ......
"Heu..., u..., thank you for watching the broadcast.... Thank you... everyone.... Sob..., heu-euk....
Sniff. I didn't know so many people would watch.... Do I need to be protected? I don't know much about internet broadcasting...."
-Aaah don't cryyyyy
-ㅠㅜ My heart is breaking...
-Why are you crying... ㅠㅠ
-Protect Do-jin! Absolutely protect him!
-From now on, if you insult Do-jin, you are insulting my parents, my country, and me
-It was hard, you worked harddd
-ㅜ_ㅜ Oppa don't cryyy
Pre-planned Preemptive Crying and asking to be protected.
The planner, Song A-ra, said it was a broadcast engineering design for internet broadcasting to create a concept of a crybaby who cries well from the beginning and to build a fanatical protective fandom.
For times when tears wouldn't come easily, Song A-ra even recruited a Cursed Hunter student who could cast a 'Crying Curse' in advance.
Since my acting skills aren't at the level where I can cry at will, I used the Cursed Hunter's Crying Curse to help with Preemptive Crying....
In other words, 'crying first' to disarm the streamer simps..., that is, the internet viewers, and tell them to protect me in the future since I don't know much about streaming.
Now, any minor mistakes will be attributed to my lack of streaming knowledge, and the fan club created today will protect my broadcast.
Even then, for mistakes that can't be covered up..., the planner Song A-ra said, "At that time, you can just do Preemptive Crying again."
Really..., even to me, who is participating in this plan, it seems like a truly terrifying psychological warfare.