Chapter 24 - Chapter 22: Episode 22
"Why are you looking at me with such a contemptuous gaze?"
"...No, it's nothing. So, what should I summon for you now? Honestly, from the perspective of someone wielding a sword and shield, there's no better opponent than that."
"...Sniffle, snort. Are there any other weak opponents?"
"Other weak opponents... I've always focused on fighting strong opponents, so I'm not really sure....
Or, would you rather try facing a monster instead? Maybe you're just particularly weak against people.
Even graduated senior hunters sometimes specialize in either monsters or villains as their professional career path."
"Oh... that could be it. You're right. I'm just not used to dealing with people. Maybe monsters would be easier to handle. Like a slime or something."
"Even if I summoned a slime monster for you, do you have any blunt-force weapons?
Slimes have high resistance to standard physical attacks like slashing or stabbing.
Want to switch your weapon to a flail? No, wait. Can you even properly handle a flail with your strength?
If you can't handle a flail properly, you'll end up crushing your own foot."
"Hmm, I thought a slime would be the easiest pushover. Then what else is there?"
"Then I'll teach you one by one. Here, look. This is a unique monster among the insect-types...."
"Ugh, gross. Is there nothing else?"
"Still, insect-types are on the smaller side, so they're easier to deal with. Most of them are flying types, but just look.
Most insect-types are flying creatures, and they look like this. Hmm, many of them have poison or paralytic venom.
Especially for a man like you, you need to be careful of the paralytic venom. Why? Well, you might already know this.
The... insect monsters just kill and eat women, but for men,
they... keep them alive and drag them to their insect queen to keep milking them for semen.
They keep feeding them honey and royal jelly, and in some cases, they even make them drink the queen's vaginal fluid and breast milk."
"Ugh...."
"Ahem, well... the other boys hated it too. This is what the queen looks like."
"...Huh? This is the queen? She's pretty? I'd totally hit that? If this is the queen... maybe I could do it.... My dick is twitching...."
The queen looked like a pretty woman wearing a bee hat and bee lingerie, doing a decent bee cosplay.
Her face was pretty, and her breasts and butt were nice too. My dick reacted. Seeing my dick radar twitching, I knew she was a beauty.
"What are you saying, you perverted, slutty man-whore? You aren't actually thinking of doing it with a monster, are you? That's such a turn-off."
"...."
"Sigh, to think this is my first-time partner... maybe this is a stain on my life....
Then, instead of insect-types, this is a man-eating plant-type monster. It eats captured women with digestive fluids, and
for men... it... keeps them trapped inside its body and uses them as a stud to squeeze out semen."
"A stud?"
"In other words, a cum-dump. For men, well... maybe it's better to just commit suicide at the last moment....
There are some men who get lucky and get released, but their minds are already completely broken....
Just like when they get caught by insect-types, the Pregnancy Mana Link gets handled so roughly by the monsters that they're all broken, so
even if they get released, they can't have a normal pregnancy or childbirth. But the mental state is the bigger problem.
They get addicted to the monster and demon's vaginal fluid, so they defenselessly go back into the forest or dangerous areas to get violated again."
Wow, since this is a gender-reversed eroge world, even the lewd parts of the monsters are gender-swapped....
In the eroge from the world I used to live in, they'd eat the men and use the women as breeding stock.
No, but why are all the monsters like this?
It really is an eroge world; the monsters are all desperate to exploit men for their semen.
"This is what the inside of a plant-type monster looks like. There's a main body inside. It looks like a female entity is inside.
This female entity is the main body of the plant-type monster, and inside the plant, this female entity conceives offspring using men's semen."
But..., the monsters that milk semen are all so pretty.
...Maybe, I could do it.
Even if I get caught by a semen-milking monster, it might not be that bad.
"Oh..., she's pretty too? Maybe, I could do this one too.... Ah! Why are you hitting me! Augh, that hurts like hell! Stop!"
As I was drooling over the monsters,
Choi Seo-ah scowled and flicked my forehead hard, several times.
It hurt like hell.
"I hit you because I wanted it to hurt. ..., Sigh..., You're hopeless. Let's just deal with humans."
"Hey, Seo-ah. Then can't you put in one ordinary female villain without a weapon?"
"Without a weapon? Isn't that too easy? Hmm, then can I summon two?"
"T-two...?"
"Why are you scared?"
"...N-no, why suddenly two... we should do one...."
"Then let's make it one ordinary female villain and one ordinary male villain.
Surely you don't mind adding one ordinary man when the villains don't even have weapons, right? How about it?"
"...O-okay, deal."
One ordinary female villain without a weapon and one ordinary male villain.
Hmm, I think I can easily win this.
First of all, the opponents don't have weapons, and I do.
Choi Seo-ah operated the VR device in the training facility.
Before I knew it, I was back in the gray city center.
Unlike before, the villains weren't visible, and
it seemed like they were giving me some prep time since I arrived first?
-"Ah, hey. I just got another urgent call. I'll put the villains in for you. Just handle them appropriately."-
"Huh? What? ...A call? No, if I lose again, you have to save me!"
It seemed like Choi Seo-ah disappeared without even listening to me.
No, what am I supposed to do if I lose again....
Soon, a woman and a man appeared before my eyes.
They were an ordinary-looking woman and man.
They were probably the ordinary female villain and the ordinary male villain.
Of course, the woman was still on the slightly pretty side. This time, she had big breasts and was busty.
Like the previous female villain, she looked plain and simple, but for an ordinary person, she was quite good-looking.
The male villain tried to hook his arm around the female villain's arm like a couple, pretending to be cute, but
the female villain slapped his arm away as if annoyed and told him not to.
Oh, she's an alpha female villain.
In this gender-reversed world, this is the first time I've seen a woman act like that toward a man.
Usually, they're all drooling over men.
"Hing, honey, that's too much."
The ordinary male villain bastard is talking in a nasally, annoying voice.
I know he's a virtual entity, but my murderous intent is soaring.
I need to kill him right now.
"Shut up. Since when were we close enough for you to call me honey, you slut."
And the female villain was even more of an alpha.
They looked like a couple, but I guess they aren't actually a couple.
"You guys, can you not see me? I'm a hunter."
"A hunter?!"
The male and female villains are surprised by my appearance.
They didn't even notice me, someone holding a sword and shield, even though I'd been here for a while....
As expected of ordinary-level people....
I gestured with my shield and sword and shouted righteously.
"If you bow your head and repent for your sins, I'll spare your lives. This sword has no eyes. Hehehe, uhehehe."
"...Fuck, stop the bullshit. Seeing you laugh, I feel like if I bow my head to beg for mercy, you'll stab me in the back."
"No, what's wrong with my laughter? Why do I keep hearing that lately?"
"Are you asking because you don't know?"
This is ridiculous.
What's wrong with my laugh?
This is a personal attack against me.
In other words, they've insulted me.
Anyway, negotiations failed.
I threatened them with my shield and sword.
Then the female villain and the male villain shouted.
"You cowardly hunter bastard! We don't even have weapons, and you're threatening us with a weapon? Let's fight fair and square!"
"Yeah, if you're a hunter, let's fight fair, you trashy loser! Right, Noona?"
"Ah, fuck, get away from me. Anyway, aren't you ashamed of yourself, being a hunter?"
The female villain and male villain are running their mouths like crazy.
I didn't even scoff.
"Fuck, but why do these programs, these NPC-like kids, talk so much shit?
In a bit, they'll probably start with the 'yo mama' insults...."
Thinking I should take them out one by one,
I decided to deal with the male villain first, who looked relatively weaker and was acting like a piece of shit with his nasally voice.
As I swung my sword, he screamed and ran away.
Fuck, his evasion is insanely high.
This bastard's screaming sounds like a woman, "Kyaak! Kyaaaak!", and it's so annoying that it's extremely aggravating.
"Kyaaaaak!"
"Fuck you, bastard! Don't scream like a piece of shit when you're a man! It's fucking noisy!"
"Kyaaaaak!"
"Argh, that fucking bastard!"
I swung my sword diligently, and it seemed like victory was gradually coming my way.
Until the female villain, who had disappeared from my sight, suddenly charged at me and body-checked me.
"Kuek!"
I was hit directly by the female villain's shoulder attack, which came from behind in my blind spot.
By the time I turned halfway around at the sound of her running from behind, it was already too late.
"Huek! My, my weapon!"
The first thing the female villain did to me, as I was flustered by the surprise attack, was to take my weapon.
As I was struggling not to have my weapon taken while knocked down from the surprise attack,
the male villain quickly approached and kicked my hand, making me lose the weapon completely.
"F, fuck...."
"Hahaha! You're dead now."
While the male villain drew my attention, I was completely caught by the female villain's surprise attack.
Even I thought there was no one as pathetic as me.
I was the king of losers.
If Choi Seo-ah were watching this, she would probably look at me with even more pathetic eyes.
But now that it's come to this, only defeat awaits me.
I'll probably get beaten to a pulp or raped like before.
"...S-Seo-ah! H-help me! Sob, help meee!!"
There was no response from the air to my desperate cry.
However, the busty female villain who had taken my weapon and was riding on top of me just flinched greatly.
Having completely lost my weapon,
the female villain was now wearing my shield and sword.
Next to that female villain, the male villain was trying to hook his arm around her and acting cute, and
I was kneeling in front of them, reflecting on my actions.
"I will never act up against you villains again."
I said, kneeling with my hands raised.
"Again. Your voice is too quiet. And you need to include a self-introduction."
"A loser, pathetic hunter like me! Will never act up against you villains again! I'm sorry!"
"Good. Shout that 100 times with that voice. Proceed."
"P-proceed! A loser, pathetic hunter like me! Will never act up against you villains again! I'm sorry!"
I had to endure all sorts of humiliation in front of them.
I had to kneel and declare my defeat 100 times, and declare my defeat 100 times while in the push-up position.
I even declared my defeat 100 times while doing a naked dogeza.
And that fucking male villain bastard was giggling and filming it.
Fuck, I know it's virtual reality, but it still feels like shit.
Why did they make this VR program so well?
The female villain, who had made me do all sorts of humiliating things,
started to get bored. She pointed her sword at me and the male villain and said,
"Hmm, this is boring. Hey. You two fight each other. Without weapons."