Chapter 45 - Chapter 43: Episode 43
"Hmm, well... fine. I get it. But the important thing is Ji-eun's consent.
In my opinion, she'll never agree to that, will she?
She might even hurt you badly, thinking you insulted her.
Are you really going to ask Ji-eun for a threesome?"
"You and I have completely different opinions. I think Vice-Leader Lee Ji-eun will agree with 100% certainty."
I think she'll actually be incredibly grateful to me....
She might even forget all her grudges and resentment and bow deeply to thank me.
"Hmm, come to think of it, Lee Ji-eun does seem to secretly like you.
It was the first time I'd ever seen her agree to a motion to infiltrate the Holy Sword Department to save someone.
It was the first time she'd ever brought up such a motion herself,
and she even risked her own safety to volunteer for it.
I realized it then, too—Ji-eun seems to like you.
Is it a reaction to her being so snappy at you at first, not wanting to accept your membership?
Or is it just that childish mentality girls have, where they intentionally bully the guy they like?"
"Uh... well... that... there are circumstances I can't really talk about, but anyway, as for her coming to save me,
I suppose that might have been part of it... though it was in a slightly different direction...."
"I think I made your relationship worse by scolding Ji-eun too much this time.
Mentioning the Vice-Leader position was probably my mistake... but at the time, I was so disappointed and angry at her, I just couldn't help it.
It breaks my heart to think that Ji-eun might have harbored a grudge against you and started viewing you as a political rival, ruining the relationship between you two.
Did I do something wrong? Seeing Ji-eun glaring at you and crying at the end, I feel like I was too harsh...."
Leader! You've got it completely wrong!
That's not it! The Vice-Leader is acting that way because she likes you!
From her perspective, she was pissed off because I was acting out some kind of NTR or BSS scenario right in front of her eyes!
'...Hmm, come to think of it, this whole situation started because I was being extra clingy to Kim Ji-na just to tease Lee Ji-eun.'
Maybe if I hadn't been enjoying myself getting a lap pillow from Leader Kim Ji-na and touching her breasts,
and had just backed off when Lee Ji-eun was gnashing her teeth and telling me to get away, she wouldn't have lost her reason and hurled abuse at me.
And if that had happened, Kim Ji-na wouldn't have said that nonsense about being able to impeach her from the Vice-Leader position.
'Ah, fuck. Come to think of it, is this my fault...?
Well, I don't know about other things, but I'm sure Lee Ji-eun thinks so.
Humans are beings who think from their own perspective first, after all.'
I don't know about other things, but Lee Ji-eun will definitely blame me for her losing her grip on reason in front of Kim Ji-na.
Because I was groping and fondling Kim Ji-na's breasts while getting a lap pillow from her.
Honestly, it's true that I did it to piss Lee Ji-eun off, so... I can't deny it.
Right now, Lee Ji-eun is definitely gnashing her teeth, perhaps even crying tears of blood, cursing me.
"Noona. Do you know Lee Ji-eun's phone number?"
"Yeah. Of course I do. ...Ah, should I call her for you?"
"Yes. Come to think of it, I don't even know Vice-Leader Lee Ji-eun's number. Haha."
Actually, I do know it. It's probably saved as 'Master♥' on my phone.
The reason I'm bothering to borrow Kim Ji-na's phone is because she might not pick up if it's my call.
"Wait a second. Yup. I'm calling now."
"Ah, I'll go over there and take the call for a moment."
I took Kim Ji-na's phone and moved away.
Her phone is currently calling Lee Ji-eun.
Has it been about 3 seconds? It hadn't even been 3 seconds, and Lee Ji-eun picked up.
The ringtone hadn't even properly started...
Wow, fuck. It's been a long time since I've seen someone pick up this fast.
"Un, Unni! Ah, that... Comrade Leader. You, you actually called me...
I, I was just... I'm so sorry about this time....
Sob. I, I was holding my phone just now... trying to call to apologize....
But, I was worried that perhaps Leader might be having a good time with that slutty bastar... no, I mean, Comrade-in-Revolution Kim Do-jin..., sob, sob,
...sob.... sob....
That's why..., sob. I hadn't called yet. Please, I beg you, do not doubt my loyalty....
I only look at Comrade Leader.... That, I am truly sorry for what happened before. It is all my fault......."
Lee Ji-eun didn't even give me a chance to interrupt, and for over 10 minutes, she poured out a tearful confession of loyalty.
'What the hell is this....'
Listening to the gist of it, it was as if Kim Ji-na was the alpha, omega, and messiah of her life.
A pledge of loyalty saying she could sacrifice all her social status, wealth, and even her life if Kim Ji-na demanded it....
But in reality, it's not loyalty, it's 'love'.
Though it's a secret only Lee Ji-eun and I know....
"Hey. It's me. Not Comrade Leader."
"......."
"Hello?"
"......Kim Do-jin."
Where did the person who was sobbing and pledging loyalty just a moment ago go?
Lee Ji-eun spoke in the voice of an assassin who could dance a cold blade in the desert and the Arctic to kill people,
someone who wouldn't bleed even if you stabbed her.
"...Why are you calling me on Leader Unni's phone?"
"Uh..., that is...."
"Hehehe. Kehehehe.... Is this, by any chance, an attempt to humiliate and deceive me...? You really want to go all the way with me, don't you?
Do you think you've won? Is that it? You seduced Leader Unni, and because you're sitting next to her for a moment, do I look like a pushover to you?
You've forgotten the grace of me saving you, and even though I made you more handsome with the Shota's Curse...!
Instead of repaying the favor.... This is why they say you shouldn't take in a black-haired beast...."
"Hey, you fucking bitch. That's not it. It's not like I got handsome because you cast the Shota's Curse on me....
That was me.... Ah, fuck. I can't even just blurt it out...."
It was me raising my stats. You bitch.
Damn, I called to arrange a reconciliation,
but Lee Ji-eun suddenly brings up the Shota's Curse and talks about grace, and it's really pissing me off....
So this fucking bitch thought my looks and physique getting better was all thanks to her.
Damn, I'm so pissed. Do you know how much I suffered because of that? Fuck. Is there no Loli's Curse in this world?
This shitty gender-reversed world. It's no help at times like this. There should be a Loli's Curse too, for fairness.
That bitch should experience the pain of bones twisting, shaving, and shrinking without anesthesia herself.
"...So, did you call me on Leader's phone to tease and mock me?
Must be nice. You got your wish. Thanks to you, I am currently enjoying the most miserable moment of my life.
The tears of blood that were flowing until just a moment ago have barely stopped, but thanks to you, they seem to be flowing again.
...Kim Do-jin, enjoy this moment while you can. Someday, I will... your life...."
"But Leader is listening to this right now. It's on speakerphone."
"......."
"......."
"...Ch, Comrade Leader. Th, that's not it.... I, I was just joking for a moment......."
"That was a lie.... Leader isn't listening."
"You fucking bastard...! You're going to mess with me until the end...!"
Teasing Lee Ji-eun was fun, but
I decided to stop here.
It felt like Lee Ji-eun was going to get high blood pressure.
"Hey, hey. You need to be grateful to me."
"...I need to be grateful to you, Kim Do-jin? Puhuhu, have you lost your mind? Because of you, what I...."
"Sorry to interrupt. I just got permission from Leader to have a 3P with you. We can have a threesome.
Hey, you really need to bow to me. But, what was that earlier? My life what?"
"......."
"Hey, can't you hear me? Did the call drop? Hello?"
"......."
Lee Ji-eun was silent for a long time.
Then, she opened her mouth very cautiously.
"...Y, you're not teasing me, are you?"
"No. It's real. I persuaded Leader. Did I do well? Hurry up and praise me.
I achieved that dream you could never reach in your lifetime by sacrificing myself with a honey trap, you know?
But seriously, fuck, can you talk to me like that? Not knowing my grand intentions."
I spoke as if all of this had happened under my grand plan.
Of course, it was bullshit.
I just hastily came up with this plan to survive Lee Ji-eun because it happened that way.
But isn't it fine as long as the person receiving it accepts it well?
Lee Ji-eun, as if hit by a tsunami of emotion while sobbing,
kept asking if it was true, and started bawling as if her lifelong wish and grudge had been resolved.
"...Kim Do-jin. I'm sorry. I misunderstood you. You really are..., the best slut."
"Hey, you bitch. Of all things to say as a compliment, 'the best slut'? This bitch really..."
"Ah, aah..., I'm sorry. ...Comrade-in-Revolution Kim Do-jin. Thank you so much. I will never forget this grace even in death and will repay you with my life.
The Vice-Leader position? If you want it, take it. I don't need any of it."
"Fuck. That's too cringey. Just act like you usually do, but leave out the 'slut' part. And I don't need the Vice-Leader position either, okay?"
"...Phew, you want a lot of things. Anyway, I get it. What do I need to do now?"
"Get your ass to Leader's dormitory room right now. You know the address, right?"
I assumed Lee Ji-eun would naturally know the address of Leader's room.
And my assumption was correct.
"Of course. Wait a little bit."
I hung up.
And had it been about 30 seconds?
What's certain is that it hadn't even been a minute,
and after hearing the sound of someone running super fast outside,
I heard someone quietly knocking on the dormitory room door.
Just how fast did she run, Lee Ji-eun....
It's like she ran at Mach speed....