Chapter 60 - Chapter 58: Episode 58
Student Council President Jung Su-yeon stroked my cheek, and before I knew it, she had leaned in so close I could feel her breath on my nose.
She was going for a kiss right then and there.
I instinctively leaned in to offer my lips, just as I had with countless women before, but
I suddenly remembered I'd been acting like a demure, chaste man all this time.
I figured I needed to play hard to get, at least once or twice.
"...N-nooo.... K-kissing is for... after we're married...."
"...Oh, I'm sorry. Student Kim Do-jin. I lost my head for a moment....
Oh my. That is truly magnificent. The way you're trying to protect your chastity and purity....
Student Kim Do-jin. Would you give me the honor of dating you with marriage in mind?
It was love at first sight. I want to date you, marry you, have kids, and live happily ever after.
I've already picked out names for our children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren.
You just have to marry me and bear my children."
'...W-wait, on a first meeting...? Even the names of our great-grandchildren...?'
Student Council President Jung Su-yeon....
Just how far into the future are you looking....
The Student Council President was confessing to me, her body practically vibrating with excitement.
This beauty trap is working a little too well....
It feels like I cast my line without any bait and still reeled in a prize fish.
She must be incredibly turned on.
"...N-nooo.... On a f-first meeting, like this...."
"Aha, I see. I was too hasty. I apologize.
Seeing you just made me so turned on, I couldn't help myself....
In that case, how about we start dating and get to know each other step by step from now on?
...Y-you know, like in manga. ...Starting as f-friends.... Y-yeah, like that."
"...Y-yes.... If it's starting from friends, then...."
The Student Council President grabbed my hands in hers, looking absolutely ecstatic.
What kind of delusions is she having to make a face like that?
Is she imagining taking my virginity or something?
Sorry. I'm already a loose slut....
That's why I shouldn't have been forced to perform cunnilingus on Ahn Min-seo....
But wait, does the Student Council President have a thing for women too?
Or is this really just some Student Council initiation tradition?
Since she mentioned a woman performing cunnilingus on another, I was curious.
I thought those kinds of twisted customs were exclusive to the Holy Sword Department....
Turns out they exist in the 'intellectual' Student Council too, surprisingly.
She didn't just make that up herself, did she...?
I sat there holding the Student Council President's hands for a long time.
Eventually, she started talking about normal topics—
likes, dislikes, hobbies, specialties, tastes, ideal types, and so on.
She might have been sincere,
but since I was playing the role of the demure, chaste man she wanted, I made up my answers accordingly.
After all, I couldn't exactly say "Having sex with beautiful women" when she asked what I liked most.
Anyway, after that long, drawn-out personal conversation,
the Student Council President finally explained why she'd called me in.
"It seems a heinous, delinquent group calling themselves the Revolutionary Circle is targeting you, Kim Do-jin.
We received intelligence that they were asking around for your whereabouts when you were out sick for a few days.
Those bitches.... To think they'd go so far as to target a noble young master like you... it's absurd...."
'Do something about the Holy Sword Department instead of them. The Revolutionary Circle's Leader and Vice-Leader might lock me up, but at least they protect me...!'
"...I-I see. ...H-however, since you're protecting me, Student Council President, wouldn't that be enough?"
"Unfortunately, no. It's a shameful secret of mine and the Student Council, but
the Academy is effectively in a three-way standoff.
On the surface, the Student Council represents the Academy.
But the Holy Sword Department dominates through military force.
And the Revolutionary Circle, which leads the delinquent groups, holds great influence from the shadows."
"...I-is that so?"
"That's why those well-versed in the Academy's inner workings often describe it like this:
The Student Council rules through civil means,
The Holy Sword Department rules through military force,
The Revolutionary Circle rules from the shadows.
It's the result of delinquent circles growing while successive Student Council Presidents were too busy with power struggles against the Holy Sword Department."
"...H-Holy Sword Department power struggle?"
"Yes. Please be careful, Kim Do-jin.
If they find out that you and I are... in that kind of relationship....
Those rude Holy Sword Department bitches might do something disrespectful to you.
That's how historically bad the relationship between the Holy Sword Department and the Student Council is."
"...W-why is the relationship so bad?"
"It's a long story...
the grudge runs deep.
Thirty years ago, the Student Council was just a puppet organization.
They were only representatives in name.
Back then, mere members of the Holy Sword Department would come and push the Student Council around.
The President and Vice President were just bridesmaids who couldn't say a word.
They were effectively a subordinate organization of the Holy Sword Department.
That changed when the military dictatorship was liquidated."
"...Huh? ...S-such deep inside information....(I don't want to know. Give me a 3-line summary....)"
"As the military dictatorship was liquidated, the Holy Sword Department's power, which relied on strong military connections, weakened significantly,
and from then on, our Student Council grew dramatically.
Though, in truth, it was just reclaiming the power it should have had all along.
Thirty years ago, it was Academy tradition for the top-ranking student to join the Holy Sword Department, not the Student Council.
Back then, it wasn't called the National Hunter Academy, but went by the rather long, greasy name 'Patriotic Security Hero Academy'."
"...I-I see."
"Anyway, since you're dating me, Kim Do-jin, you need to understand these political power struggles.
It might be a bit difficult for a precious young master like you,
but given my position, my partner needs at least a minimum level of political insight. I ask for your understanding."
"...Ah, y-yes...."
So, the Student Council, the Holy Sword Department, and the Revolutionary Circle are playing Three Kingdoms.
Back in the day, the Holy Sword Department was the strongest.
It would be nice if she could summarize it in two lines.
It was perfectly possible to summarize it in a whopping two lines, not even three.
I managed to leave the Student Council President's office after demurely finishing our conversation.
It was a shame I couldn't have sex with the purple-haired beauty,
but I couldn't risk what might happen if I didn't follow Ahn Min-seo's orders, so I kept up the act until the very end.
The Student Council President seemed to be in agony watching me leave.
It felt like her reason and instinct were fighting, screaming, 'should I pounce on him right now?'
If I had shown even the slightest bit of weakness, she might have seen an opening.
After all, the soundproofing in the Student Council President's office was top-tier—well-known throughout the Academy.
I left the Student Council President's office, exchanged polite greetings with the other members in the meeting room,
and walked out of the building.
Not long after, Ahn Min-seo appeared and stuck to me.
"You did very well. The Student Council President was bragging about how she decided to date you.
Ugh, what an eyesore. She was so eager to brag...,
How did you seduce her so fast? I thought it would take at least a week of work....
Did you, you slutty fucker, just go in there, shower her with kisses, and bang her right away?"
"...Huh? Dating...?"
What is she talking about? I never said I was dating the Student Council President.
In the context of our conversation, when did we ever say we were dating?
We agreed to start as friends. Did I misunderstand...?
"What...? What's with that attitude? Don't tell me you didn't say you were dating the Student Council President? ...Don't tell me... you didn't follow my orders?"
"...N-no, it's not like that.... I-I worked hard at acting like a demure man, just like you ordered...."
Ahn Min-seo frowned and clenched her fist.
Having experienced countless gut punches, I recognized that as a fist ready to strike, so I immediately cowered and started making excuses.
After listening to my excuses and what happened in the office, Ahn Min-seo tilted her head, thought for a long time...,
then slapped her palm with her fist, a look of realization dawning on her face.
"...The Student Council President. She's an even bigger loser than I thought...? You just ended it by saying something about being friends,
but she deluded herself into thinking you were dating....
Honestly, since she said you were suddenly dating, I assumed you'd done everything with her inside."
"...Huh?"
"I thought you seduced the virgin president right from the start and had a ton of sex before coming out.
But that's not it..., don't tell me you didn't even kiss the Student Council President?"
"...K-kissing? I couldn't even touch her body properly...? I was acting like a demure man, so I flinched even when she just held my hand...."
"...Pfft. Hehehe. Hahahaha.... Ahahaha! That's amazing. This is really fun. Wow, you're the best. Good.
And I just had a great idea.
Hey. Keep acting like that. Don't you ever have sex with the Student Council President.
No kissing, either. And keep 'dating' her.
Keep acting out this platonic love until that bitch president graduates.
Until I tell you to stop, you keep doing it.
And behind her back, you'll be with me like this.... Hehehe...."
"Ugh...♥"
Ahn Min-seo suddenly grabbed the thing between my legs.
A lewd sound escaped me instinctively.
"Of course, not just me, but the Holy Sword Department will also use you like a male dog....
It's a bit of a shame, but it's the best revenge against the Student Council President.
Her boyfriend, who acts demure in front of her,
is actually the Academy's biggest super slut behind her back.... Kekekeke."
"...T-that.... If I get caught after doing that.... What will happen to me....
I don't think the Student Council President will let me off the hook...."