Chapter 64 - Chapter 62: Episode 62
I felt uneasy, but I knew if I didn't obey, I'd get the shit beaten out of me again.
So I pulled out my dick, shook it, and jerked off to cum.
I thought I'd only produce a little, but my output is monstrous; the small teacup overflowed.
Ahn Min-seo frowned with aristocratic elegance and clicked her tongue in annoyance.
"This♡ This♡ Must be an undertrained butler♡ I need to teach you a proper lesson♡ How dare you dirty your master's clothes?"
My cum fountain from earlier had already made a mess of everything,
but that didn't seem to bother her much.
In the hentai from my original world, they'd always find some tiny fault just to lewdly torment the maid.
"Ooh...♡ Min-seo, this feels good♡ Let's do this at the school festival later. A Butler Cafe, run by the Holy Sword Department♡"
"Get another butler from somewhere? Where are we going to find someone who'll do this kind of lewd shit?"
"Huh? No? Why would we get another butler?"
"You mean you want this one son of a bitch to run the entire Butler Cafe by himself?"
"...Ah, so that won't work? Hmm, maybe it could... Anyway, this bastard shoots out tons of cum, and..."
"...Hmm, you think so? When you put it that way, it might work... If it's possible, it'd be a jackpot.
Where in the world would people ever see a real, cum-squirting lewd butler straight out of a hentai manga? It's impossible."
"Right? Hehe, a total jackpot. When festival season comes, we definitely have to run a Butler Cafe under the Holy Sword Department name. Hehe♡"
Without even asking for my opinion, the Ahn sisters, Seo-yeon and Min-seo, planned to put me in a Butler Cafe during the school festival.
Of course, my opinion didn't matter anyway, and I wasn't going to resist.
Even if I did, they had ways to make me comply...
"Slave. You'll behave and do the Butler Cafe later, right?
If you don't, we'll hold a screening of all the embarrassing videos we've taken of you so far, combined with a Belly Punch Contest."
"...Y, yes..."
"What do you think about the Butler Cafe? Or do you want the gang rape conditioning video screening plus a Belly Punch Contest?
If you really don't want it, we can do that instead. The other Holy Sword Department girls would probably like that more."
"The Butler Cafe. ...I'll, I'll do it. P, please let me do it..."
"Hehe♡ ...Right? You like it too, don't you?"
"Y, yes!..."
I don't care about the video screening, but a Belly Punch Contest...?
What kind of horrible contest is that?
The word 'contest' implies competition—
are they seriously going to decide the winner based on how loud I scream?
Do they want to kill me?
I'd rather be embarrassed and do the Butler Cafe.
Like maids in lewd manga from my original world who squeeze out their breast milk for their masters,
I had to become the reverse version of a lewd butler, squeezing out my cum and serving it to my masters, Ahn Seo-yeon and Ahn Min-seo.
They tasted my fresh cum from the teacups and said it was actually pretty tasty.
Come to think of it, had they ever properly tasted my cum before?
"This is actually decent? Should we try mixing it with tea and drinking it? Like adding condensed milk... Is cum normally this tasty?"
"Probably not? If it were, women would have been drinking male cum like a beverage long ago. This slave must be special."
"Like my sister said, we could do the Butler Cafe and serve cum to the customers. I think it'd be popular for the taste too.
Slave. Did you really awaken some kind of sexual ability? Your cum is sweet and tasty. This seems really abnormal."
Ahn Min-seo and Ahn Seo-yeon praised my cum and drank it down, slurping it up and enjoying it.
I had to become a cum-squeezing machine and shamefully pump out the cum for them to drink.
[ Quest Success ]
[ Make the opposite sex drink 1000ml of juice from your genitalia ]
[ Reward : Stat Points ]
[ Related optional quests generated ]
Seeing that the quest succeeded, I opened the quest window.
[ Quest ]
1. Defeat or capture monsters and hand them over to the authorities (Reward : Stat Points)
2. Defeat or capture villains and hand them over to the authorities (Reward : Stat Points)
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1. Rape the opposite sex (Reward : Stat Points)
2. Drink 100L of juice from the opposite sex's genitalia (Reward : Stat Points)
3. Have sex with 400 people cumulatively (Reward : Stat Points)
4. Have outdoor sex while being watched by others (Reward : Stat Points)
New! 5. Impregnate someone through the anal hole (Reward : Stat Points)
New! 6. Make the opposite sex drink 10L of juice from your genitalia (Reward : Stat Points)
'If I end up doing the Butler Cafe... thinking positively, it seems like I could easily clear quest #6 and its related chain.'
The 'drink juice' or 'make drink juice' quests just increased the unit and kept reappearing.
So if I make them drink 10L, a 100L quest will probably appear next.
If the Butler Cafe happens, quests related to that should be easy to achieve.
It's definitely not something I'd willingly do, but I should take comfort in even this small silver lining...
[ Character ]
Strength : F-
Agility : FF-(Curse of Freezing)
Stamina : F-
Mana : F-
Insight : F-
Spirit : F-
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Charm : A
Height : F-(Shota's Curse)
Physique : S+
Appearance : S+
Penis : A
Virility : A
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Bonus Stat Points : 3
There were 3 bonus points saved up.
The numbers were abysmal, but I wanted to raise something to break through this crisis.
'What should I raise so I won't regret it later?'
Even if I raised Strength or Stamina in this situation, it probably wouldn't have much effect...
If they found out I'd gotten a little stronger or tougher in some half-assed way, I'd probably just get reverse-raped.
Look at the Curse of Freezing situation. I acted recklessly, got hit with that curse, and now my movements are incredibly slow.
The women actually liked it, saying my sluggish movements were charming and made me look like a cute, athletic-inept shota boy,
but for me, it meant even the slightest possibility of escape had been stripped away.
If I raise Strength or Stamina here... I'm afraid of what kind of curse I might get hit with next.
There are a ton of Holy Sword Department members, and among them, there must be people who can cast all sorts of curses.
'...Ugh, let's think. Let's use my head. Come on, my empty skull, I need to come up with a good idea this time...'
After pondering for a long time, I came up with one clever idea.
'...Didn't she say earlier that the Student Council President is strong? And the Holy Sword Department isn't friendly with the Student Council either...
So if I really seduce the Student Council President with my charm and make the Student Council attack the Holy Sword Department...?
And then I use the confusion as an opportunity to completely get out of the Holy Sword Department...
Oh fuck. That's awesome. A perfect plan. As expected, I'm still alive. Kihihi, hehehe...'
"Why is this bastard suddenly grinning like that? You've got a handsome face, but why does your expression look so pussy-like?"
Thwack!
"Gah.... D, don't hit me... Hhh... Hhh..."
Ahn Min-seo whacked my head hard just because she didn't like my expression.
My head hurt like crazy, like I'd been given a brutal noogie.
Tears streamed down.
Bitch. I will never forget this.
"Look at this son of a bitch? His eyes are defiant again? I was trying not to hit you too much today, but..."
"...Hiiik, I'm, I'm sorry... I got, got something in my eye... That's all it is... I'm not having defiant thoughts..."
I flailed my hands and feet, begging for forgiveness.
Hhh, hhh. Fucking bitch. Picking a fight, saying my eyes look bad just so she can hit me.
What's wrong with my eyes anyway? Evil bitch.
Thinking she'd pick on my eyes again, I just hung my head low.
With my head down and not even meeting her eyes, Ahn Min-seo didn't say anything more.
She just held out an empty teacup, telling me to squeeze out more cum.
Is my cum really that tasty?
Even while squeezing out cum, in order to succeed in my own plan of seducing the Student Council President and making her attack the Holy Sword Department,
I invested my remaining 3 stat points into Charm, Penis, and Virility.
It was so that when I met the Student Council President again later, I could knock her down and seduce her with my dick.
Raising the front stats was already a lost cause, so let's boost the back stats and latch onto the stronger side!
As they say, if you half-assedly invest in various things, you become a useless jack-of-all-trades.
Since it's already come to this, I'll max out all the back stats, become a femme fatale-level beauty, and take the position of using the strongest person around.
In other words, the Diao Chan position, the one who captured Lü Bu.
'Just like in history, where Diao Chan used Lü Bu to capture Dong Zhuo and his gang, I'll use the Student Council President to capture the Holy Sword Department and their gang.'
This is the limit of what my brain can come up with.
I couldn't think of any better plan than this.
If I had a better head, I would have come up with a better plan, but what can I do? This is my limit.
[ Character ]
Strength : F-
Agility : FF-(Curse of Freezing)
Stamina : F-
Mana : F-
Insight : F-
Spirit : F-
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Charm : A+
Height : F-(Shota's Curse)
Physique : S+
Appearance : S+
Penis : A+
Virility : A+
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Bonus Stat Points : 0
'Haa, anyway, that Curse of Freezing drives me crazy every time I see it...
The person who cast the curse is right next to me, and she seems to be in a good mood,
so maybe I should grovel a bit and ask her to remove it...
I mean, a cute shota boy like me asking coquettishly to remove the curse—what worse could she do to me...?'