Chapter 9 - Chapter 7: Episode 7
Most Hunter Academy freshmen were probably out enjoying a meal with their families or celebrating with friends.
Or, since they've officially joined the elite ranks of the Hunter Academy, maybe they're out hitting the clubs...
Ah, shit. I should've gone out too.
I wolfed down my dinner and started thinking about heading out.
Starting tomorrow, the Holy Sword Department will be guarding the academy's main gate and controlling access.
So today might be my last chance to escape.
I'll head out, clear a few quests, and try to score a one-night stand.
Since this is a gender-reversed world, picking up girls should be a breeze.
I hurried out of the cafeteria toward the main gate.
But standing there, blocking the exit with a club in her hand, was a blue-haired woman I really didn't want to see.
'shit.'
She was scanning the area with hawk-like eyes.
It was obvious she was hunting for me.
I wondered why she wasn't looking for me inside the academy, but...
...it turned out she was guarding the gate because she figured I'd try to sneak out.
Sharp bitch...
'Fine. If that's how it is, I'll hit the back gate.'
I changed course and headed for the back gate.
No matter how locked down this academy is, there's more than one way out.
It's an open-campus system with a whopping eight gates.
There's one in each cardinal direction (North, South, East, West), plus the ones in between: Southeast, Southwest, Northeast, and Northwest.
'Heh. If you think guarding the main gate is enough to catch me, you've got another thing coming.'
I headed for the North gate, but then I hesitated and turned toward the Northwest gate instead.
But I had a bad feeling about this one, too.
Sure enough, bitches wearing Holy Sword Department armbands were guarding the gate, scanning the crowd.
They were holding a photo and checking it against every male student passing by...
...and that photo was a picture of my face, looking awkward in my academy uniform.
'You fucking bitch! Abusing your power like this.'
I changed direction again and headed for the West gate.
But here too, bitches with Holy Sword Department armbands were guarding the gate, holding my photo and checking it against the male students.
'shit. Escape is impossible. They've definitely stationed the Holy Sword Department at every single gate.'
I felt a wave of despair wash over me at the thought that I couldn't get out.
But before I could even dwell on it, I noticed the Holy Sword Department bitches weren't just standing guard—they were starting to conduct a full search.
If this keeps up, I'm going to get caught.
'Well, shit. Time to bolt back to the dorms for now.'
I had to make it back to the dorm as carefully as possible, dodging the Holy Sword Department bitches.
There were a few close calls, but I managed to scrape by using my wits.
I mean, I avoided their gaze by quickly diving behind trees or flattening myself against the ground.
'Dammit. I wanted to go out and grind some quests. Oh well.
I'll just clear them inside with the academy students or the teacher bitches.
Look on the bright side: the women outside might be ugly,
but the girls inside the academy are certified beauties.'
Trying to stay positive, I finally reached the dorms.
Now, if I just get to my room, I'm in the safe zone.
But I saw bitches with armbands looking for something at the dormitory, too.
'What the fuck?'
Since it had come to this, I thought I'd hide in the cafeteria and grab a bite, but...
...in the cafeteria, a couple of bitches with armbands were holding a photo and staring at the male students with hawk-like eyes.
They were definitely comparing the guys to me, the person in the photo, to see if it was a match.
'This is a real pain in the ass. Just how many people are in the Holy Sword Department?'
One teacher bitch at the main gate. Three or four at each of the other seven gates. Three or four at the dorms. There are teams roaming the school, and two are stationed here in the cafeteria.
There must be at least forty or fifty of them.
Since a lot of people probably went out today, I should assume there are even more of them, right?
I was stuck in the hallway between the cafeteria and the dorms, paralyzed with worry. 'What do I do...'
I've completely turned into a fugitive.
But since I haven't done anything wrong, it feels like an independence activist being chased by Japanese collaborators.
I was scanning the area, my heart pounding like a fugitive's, when...
...two bitches with Holy Sword Department armbands started heading my way.
I quickly dropped to the ground and hid behind a small shrub in the flower bed.
"Damn it, because of some guy, we can't even go out on a day like this. What the hell?"
"Just let me catch him. I'm going to beat him until he passes out."
"Heh heh. He's kind of pretty, why beat him? I'm going to eat him up until he faints."
"Ugh. You crazy bitch. Tell me honestly. You joined the Holy Sword Department because you wanted to fuck a lot of boys, right?"
"Aren't you?"
"Kehehe. Of course I joined because I wanted to do that too.
Our academy's Holy Sword Department summer and winter training camps are famous, you know.
They say we keep fucking those slutty bastards, making them faint over and over, sucking out all their cum until their minds are broken.
Isn't finding this guy right now just a buildup to prepare a dildo sacrifice for the training camp?"
"Kikik. Probably. I thought so, too."
'shit. I was a dildo sacrifice for the training camp. I will absolutely not get caught easily...'
"But your standards are low, aren't they? 'Pretty' my ass. He's average at best."
"Isn't this pretty decent?"
"Nah, no way. He's just a guy with an average appearance.
Compared to the level of people who get into the academy, he's a bit low-tier.
Since the kids who get into the academy handle mana, they're usually a bit above average."
'Bullshit. Fucking bitch. Calling me low-tier? I've memorized your face.'
"Is that so? I like this much. I just want to fuck them all."
'I should try to think positively about this bitch.'
"Hey. So, since we're on the subject. If we catch this guy, should we fuck him a bit before reporting that we caught him?
I heard about this guy..., this bastard is that. That thing."
"What thing?"
"The one who came in through the Sex Slave special admission. That..., what's the official name. That thing."
"Don't tell me? Male Service Department special admission?"
"Yeah, yeah. That's it."
"Wow... they still maintain an admission process that sounds like it belongs in the old imperialist days...
The school is stubborn for keeping that system,
but this bastard for using it just because he could is really something else...
Does our school usually get kids like this?"
"No? They said no. They said this kid is the first in nearly five years. Honestly, who enters the academy with this kind of admission?
If he was crazy for money, he should've just been a male whore outside.
This is basically saying he'll be an official free dildo inside the academy...
By the time he graduates, his bones will be worn out and his dick will be loose.
They say he openly admitted it himself?
Eating so much at the cafeteria on the first morning of the entrance ceremony that he changed his tray more than five times.
That's that, right? The traditional implicit rule of announcing, 'I am a Sex Slave admission student.'"
"There was a rule like that? Wow, I almost ate a lot too. Good thing I read the room and didn't."
'What the fuck? What kind of bullshit implicit rule is that?'
"Yeah. There was? Ah, it doesn't apply to women. Only men.
A kid who knew that because her older sister and parents were academy alumni,
saw this perverted whore doing exactly that, was surprised, and asked just in case. And it was true?"
"No, he openly admits that? Does he have no brain?"
'shit. I didn't know, you bitch...'
"Well..., according to the person who guessed it, I don't know if it was acting, but it seemed like he didn't know that implicit open rule?
But there's no way such a coincidence could happen. They said it seems like he just opened up and then pretended not to because he was embarrassed."
"What on earth was that guy thinking when he applied for this admission?"
"Either he's a stupid idiot who couldn't even think of this, or one of those rare perverted guys who are crazy about pussy?
Or a masochistic pervert with a unique sexual preference for gangbangs, who likes getting passed around?"
'Me, a stupid idiot... but I am crazy about pussy? Am I both...?'
"Wow, shit... now that I think about it, he was an incredible guy. It feels like he'd be dirty, I wonder if it'll be okay.
Like, he's probably already super loose and covered in STDs."
"So, are you not going to fuck him? If we catch him, I'm eating him all by myself?"
"No, I'm still going to fuck him. I can just get treated at a temple or hospital later for STDs."
"Crazy bitch. Kehehe."
"Kikikik."
I managed to get some valuable information from them.
I also learned about my current situation and why things turned out this way.
'Fuck. How was I supposed to know there was an implicit rule like that?
It might be written on an internet wiki, but how am I supposed to know all that vast content?'
I complained in my heart for a moment.
Then, as the two female students with Holy Sword Department armbands got closer, I became extremely tense.
'Huck. I'm fucked. I'm going to get caught.'
I watched them approach, my heart trembling.
They were right in front of me now. I was going to get caught.
And just when I was trembling like that,
a super pretty female student with short pink hair, wearing a long school skirt that reached her ankles, slid in front of me.
She shielded me from the Holy Sword Department's gaze.
I was so surprised by her appearance that I stared at her, dumbfounded.
Even in this academy, which is famous for its beauties, I've only seen girls on her level in that blue-haired teacher bitch from earlier and the student representative.
"You. You're being chased, right?"
She had a cheerful but seemingly irritable expression as she whispered to me.
As I blinked, looking confused,
she winked and lifted her long skirt.
I saw cute panties with a small red ribbon on a pure white background.
"Hide in here. Quickly. You're going to get caught."
The pretty student with short pink hair kept whispering.
As the Holy Sword Department got closer, I hid inside the folds of her long skirt.
Honestly, even if the Holy Sword Department hadn't been approaching, I would have gladly hidden under her skirt.
Thump. Thump.
My heart was pounding, terrified of getting caught.
And inside her skirt, there was a lovely scent.
Along with the fragrant soap, there was a mix of a female's erotic body scent that seduces men and the lewd scent of her genitals.
'Haa, pretty people have pretty body scents too.
...I wonder if that blue-haired Holy Sword Department teacher bitch had a good body scent too...?
Fucking bitch. I'm going to fuck her until she's a mess.'
- Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff-sniff. Sniff-sniff. -
"Hey...! How can you make such embarrassing sounds while sniffing the person who's hiding you...!
I, I ran here, so I know I smell too!"
"Because you smell good...."
"W-what...?!"
[ Quest Success ]
[ Sexually arouse a member of the opposite sex through conversation alone ]
[ Reward: Stat Point ]
[ Related quest added ]
'Huh? It gets solved just like this...?'
As she and I, hidden in her skirt, were whispering to each other,
two Holy Sword Department members—Hunter Academy freshmen Awakeners with sensitive senses—approached us.
"Hey, is something going on there?"
"Ah, no...? It's nothing?"