Chapter 134 - Chapter 132: Episode 132
"Anyway, let's wrap up the discussion about the video leak here.
As announced, our class is heading out for our first field training today.
Everyone, stay alert and keep your guard up so we can get through this safely."
Park Hye-ji wrapped up the morning assembly, and after a short break, she announced we were heading out for our first field training.
However, since I hadn't been notified this time either, I glared at Choi Seo-ah again.
I walked over and whispered to her.
"Did the others leave me out of the loop again just to fuck with me?"
"...No, sob I'm sorry... It was my mistake this time... I forgot to tell you... I'm really sorry..."
Choi Seo-ah bowed her head, hands clasped, apologizing profusely.
I decided to let it slide; people forget things sometimes.
Besides, it wouldn't do me any good to keep pushing her and put her in a bad mood.
"...Sigh, talk about bad timing. Of all days, the first class after my authorized absence ends, we have to go out for field training..."
My life is truly miserable.
Why did it have to be today?
Our class boarded a large bus led by our homeroom teacher, Park Hye-ji, and headed toward a Dungeon Gate.
Apparently, that's where we'd be having our first field training.
'Field training at a Dungeon Gate... I-it's scary... I have to make sure I don't act up and just stick close to the girls...'
As I huddled in my seat, shivering,
the girls and guys around me patted my shoulder, telling me not to worry.
They promised to protect me as much as they could,
assuring me that this Dungeon Gate only had pathetic monsters anyway...
Even if it wasn't a group project and we were graded individually,
they said that unless you were a pathetic Hunter, you wouldn't lose to the monsters in this Dungeon Gate.
'...Uh, but I even lost to a civilian... B-but my Agility stat is high now, so... I surely won't lose, right?'
Then, a thought flashed through my mind like lightning.
'Ah... wait. I got hit with a one-week Freezing Curse... Ah... I'm fucked... Aaaargh! Ahn Seo-yeon!'
The large bus rented by the Academy drove for about two hours before arriving safely in front of our destination.
After going through something like immigration, we passed through the giant blue circular gate and entered the dungeon.
"Whoa... So this is what it looks like inside a dungeon. It's a huge blue meadow, isn't it?"
"I've never been to a dungeon before either... It looks like a great place to live."
"Ahem, have you guys never been to a dungeon? I came here with my aunt before. But the environments inside dungeons vary;
there are places with nice weather and fields like this, but there are also rainforests or tundra terrains. It's all different."
"Really? I knew that, but it feels different now that I'm actually here."
Most of my classmates were so excited it felt like we were on a picnic.
Of course, I was excited too, since it was my first time.
It was a dreamlike place with blue meadows and gentle hills stretching to the horizon.
There were occasional bushes and thickets, but it was mostly a flat meadow.
It was beautiful, just like something out of a movie.
A place that felt great for a picnic?
"Wow... it would be so great to have a picnic here."
"Right? I thought the same thing."
Perhaps everyone thinks alike,
as the students in the class were all on the same page.
"Hee-hee-hee-hing~! Hee-hee-hee-hing~!"
"What's that sound?"
As I was looking around the vast meadow,
a white horse in the distance let out a cry and came galloping toward us at high speed.
"...M-monster?"
"...Hmm, no. That is..."
The white horse had a single large horn on its head.
Seeing that, I could guess exactly what it was.
'single-horned beast... A Unicorn?'
"Hee-hee-hee-hing~!"
The horned white horse approached us, reared up on its hind legs, and showed off its majesty.
It was a beautiful horse, and the class, myself included, was quite surprised.
Park Hye-ji frowned and spoke up.
"It's a Unicorn, a nationally designated Natural Monument. Don't kill it unless it attacks first."
The students in the class questioned Park Hye-ji's words.
"Eh... if it lives in a dungeon, it's a monster, but it's a monster that's also a Natural Monument...?"
"Yeah. ...Ah, fuck. Do I look like I know? The big shots up top decided it that way.
If you want to complain, take it up with your parents and the members of the National Assembly you elected.
And if everything that lives in a dungeon is a monster, does that make Elves and Dwarves monsters too?"
However, perhaps there was a reason the Unicorn was a Natural Monument;
it didn't attack us rashly and just stared blankly.
Some girls in the class thought it was cute.
On the other hand, the guys found the Unicorn a bit off-putting.
As for me... for some reason, the Unicorn seemed to be blinking at me and acting friendly, so I just felt indifferent.
Park Hye-ji, observing the students' reactions and the Unicorn's movements, drew everyone's attention to explain.
"As you can see, the Unicorn has human-level intelligence and isn't an aggressive monster that attacks on sight.
The government did the stupid thing of designating it a Natural Monument,
so don't touch it unless it attacks.
However, I'll teach you how to deal with it in case it turns hostile,
because it's a dangerous monster. I'll let you know just in case.
The Unicorn can use short-distance teleportation similar to Magic Blink almost at will, and
it has decent magic resistance.
Its attack pattern is similar to a normal horse—it kicks well, and
since it has a horn, it charges to stab.
If you happen to hunt it, apply this in actual combat.
Ah, and for your reference, Unicorn horns sell for a high price.
If you process them well, you can distinguish between virginity and non-virginity."
"""Oh..."""
The female students showed interest in the news that if you cut off the Unicorn's horn and processed it,
you could make an Artifact that distinguishes between virgins and non-virgins.
"""Ugh..."""
On the other hand, the male students looked like they thought it was absolute bullshit.
An Artifact that can tell virginity from non-virginity means
it's an item that can distinguish between virgins and non-virgins in the original world,
so it certainly seemed like something the girls in the original world would find extremely disgusting.
The male students muttered, "Why do they always only check men's virginity? It's unfair... Women are proud of being non-virgins, but they only care about men's virginity... Damn matriarchal Korean culture."
"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hing!!!"
Perhaps the Unicorn actually had intelligence, because
when Park Hye-ji explained the hunting method and the value of the horn,
it snorted and screamed with a very displeased look.
Of course, Park Hye-ji waved her hand dismissively, not caring at all.
Still, she added, perhaps because the Unicorn's attitude was shitty:
"Even if you compare it to you individuals, it would be weaker than a Unicorn, but
if the class attacks it together, it won't be that difficult of an opponent.
And above all, it's not ferocious unless we attack first, and
even if it attacks, it's a coward by nature, so
it prefers to avoid and run away rather than fight."
As Park Hye-ji continued, the Unicorn glared at her, clearly hostile.
It seemed to have offended the Unicorn's pride, especially the part about being a coward.
"Pffft...."
The Unicorn, puffing out its nostrils while glaring at Park Hye-ji,
saw that she didn't care and kept explaining its strengths and weaknesses.
Perhaps it had gone beyond annoyance to being bothered, so it stopped looking at Park Hye-ji and ignored her completely.
Instead, it carefully looked at the students in the class.
Especially when looking at the girls, its eyes became lecherous and it drooled.
However, the Unicorn made an extremely disgusted expression when looking at Park Hye-ji, Choi Seo-ah, or... what was her name?
The girl who took my virginity in the computer room... uh... anyway, that girl.
'...Is this bastard checking for virginity...? Huh? But this is a gender-reversed world, so wasn't the Unicorn supposed to check men's virginity...?'
I was suspicious, so I carefully examined the Unicorn.
Then I was able to confirm a fairly large male organ attached to its lower body.
It was a horse cock that was smaller than mine but quite sturdy and large.
'...Ah, this bastard is a male...'
I intuitively knew that this male Unicorn wasn't checking the boys' virginity,
but the girls'.
Since it's a male Unicorn, there's no way it would be interested in the boys.
In the original world, this guy would be a female Unicorn.
So, the Unicorn that was a virgin detector in the original world was a Unicorn that checked men's virginity in reverse...
In this gender-reversed world, a virgin detector... no, it's the same.
Anyway, that horned male horse bastard didn't give a shit about men's virginity; it was a horse that checked for virginity and liked pretty virgins.
And I think I knew why this male horse bastard came running from so far away.
I read some fantasy novels, so I know...
the species trait of Unicorn bastards is that they fucking love pretty virgins.
In other words, the Academy female students were a prepared feast, a high-class buffet.
Of course, there were women who had taken my virginity in between, so it seemed to find them extremely disgusting, but....
"Hee-hee-hing~~"
As proof, this male horse bastard was acting friendly and fawning over the girls in the class right now.