Chapter 135 - Chapter 133: Episode 133
The female students in the class looked favorably upon the unicorn—a handsome white horse—as it acted friendly.
Not that they were actually interested in a white horse, of course.
A few of them just showed a flicker of curiosity when they spotted the male unicorn's sturdy horse cock.
Naturally, a few were licking their lips—maybe they were into bestiality.
I don't know why those girls kept darting their eyes between the unicorn's "down there" and my crotch, comparing the two, but...
They whispered among themselves, nodding,
before approaching me. They placed their hands lightly on my shoulders, murmuring things with cryptic undertones like, "Do-jin is better, after all," "Do-jin's seems bigger and better," or "You really should lose your virginity to a human."
The unicorn, which had only been showing interest in the female students,
suddenly stared intently at me.
Somehow, I was the only male student in the class the unicorn approached in a friendly manner.
I had no idea why this unicorn bastard was acting so chummy, but
as it treated me with such familiarity, the female students started whispering that I was definitely a virgin.
'...Huh? I'm not a virgin. Why the hell is this bastard acting like this?'
The unicorn tried to convey its meaning through its large eyes, snorting, expressions, and gestures.
I made a painstaking effort to decipher the beast's language and managed to roughly guess what the male unicorn was getting at.
-"You, me, similar... virgin killer, cherry-popper, smell... comes out... Friendly. Good."-
'...I-is that really what I just interpreted...? Holy crap...'
I was stunned for a moment after understanding the unicorn, but then I decided to just roll with it.
After all, isn't this an eroge world of gender-reversed hunter stories?
It was easier to live if I kept an open mind and just accepted whatever crazy shit happened.
'But wait, this bastard doesn't just have one horn?'
Since the unicorn was acting so familiar—like we were ball-busting buddies—
I noticed another very small, bump-like horn near its main one.
It was the kind of thing you'd never notice unless you looked closely; it just looked like a small wart.
When I stared at it intently, the unicorn tried to communicate again with snorts, gestures, and expressions.
-"I am, proud, Bicorn, blood, inherited, noble, bloodline, great-grandmother, was, Bicorn."-
'...Am I interpreting this right...? Seems like it, but...
If it's a Bicorn, aren't they supposed to like evil people, unlike unicorns...?'
It's common knowledge that the one-horned unicorn likes pure, good people,
while the two-horned Bicorn likes evil, bad people—and absolutely hates or bullies the pure and good.
-"However, this horn, can discover, human is... evil, human... As expected, I, friendly, felt, reason."-
'What the hell is this bastard saying...'
This male horse bastard just labeled me as evil.
What the fuck?
-"I, Bicorn, genes, strongly, inherited... I, evil human, like... Human, Seven Deadly Sins, like... I, pure, good, human. Hate."-
The unicorn kept communicating with me.
The female students were excited, chattering on the sidelines and assuming the unicorn liked me because I was a perfectly pure, super-cute pretty boy.
'Hmm... this horse bastard...'
After an in-depth conversation with this half-Bicorn,
I realized this 1.5-horned bastard liked me because I was an evil human.
It claimed to like humans with the Seven Deadly Sins...
the unicorn explained it roughly like this:
-"I like your 'lust', a lecherous desire where purity cannot be found at all."-
-"I like your 'pride', where you think you're smart despite being stupid and don't practice humility."-
-"I like your 'sloth', where you have no diligence and just try to pass the time living."-
-"I like your 'greed', where you don't seem to do any charity work to help others."-
-"I like your 'envy', where you aren't kind to your friends and can't stand seeing them do well."-
-".........blah blah blah, I like your 'greed'."-
-".........blah blah blah, I like your 'wrath'."-
'Isn't this gaslighting?'
No, fuck. What's so evil about me?
This piece of shit horse is trashing me.
I stopped listening to the horse bastard's bullshit from 'envy' onwards.
It was basically just calling me a bad person.
Asshole.
I'm so kind.
And it's just a horse.
-"Probably, if I, female, unicorn was, you, very, much, would have hated."-
The 1.5-horned bastard was telling me things I didn't want to know and acting like we were super close.
It said it felt a sense of camaraderie as a fellow virgin hunter or something...
and that it liked me because I wasn't the pure, diligent type of good human.
"Wow, look at Do-jin. He's communicating and talking so closely with the unicorn."
"As expected, Do-jin must be a virgin pretty boy...."
"That unicorn, it seemed to hate the other boys..., then does that mean the other boys...."
"They're sluts.... I kind of thought so. Only Do-jin is a virgin, the rest are non-virgin sluts."
I heard the female students' conversation.
Since it was quite loud, probably everyone in the class heard it.
Then, one male student started tearing up and burst into tears.
"...Sniff, sniff. I'm not a slut. I'm a virgin...."
The male student cried and approached the unicorn to prove his purity.
Naturally, the male unicorn, which had strongly inherited the blood of a Bicorn, absolutely hated the approach of the male student who claimed to be pure.
"Hee-hee-hee-hing-!!!"
The unicorn reared its front legs, snorting violently—it was clearly telling him to get lost.
The male student wailed even louder and ran off in the opposite direction, sobbing.
The other male students in the class glared at the unicorn, then ran off to comfort the guy who'd fled.
Since all the other guys were running off to comfort him,
I felt the social pressure, so I hesitated, but eventually, unable to buck the trend, I pretended to run after them.
Of course, I had absolutely no intention of actually following that prick I wasn't even close with;
I planned to jog for a bit before slowing down to a leisurely walk.
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After Kim Do-jin and the other male students disappeared, an in-depth, formal discussion broke out among the women on one side of the meadow.
"I see. The unicorn is judging Mind-Technique-Body virginity, just like me. That's why it was acting friendly with Do-jin."
An otaku-like female student who had been watching the whole thing clapped her hands and shouted, "Eureka!"
"What the hell kind of bullshit is that?"
Another girl right next to her shot back.
The bespectacled, slightly curvy, glamorous otaku girl announced her deduction with a smug attitude.
"As you all know, Do-jin... um... ahem... everyone probably thought he'd been through some bad things and his Mind-Technique-Body virginity was broken.
But this time, through the proof of the unicorn—which strictly judges Mind-Technique-Body virginity—it has been proven once again that Do-jin is a Mind-Technique-Body virgin."
"No, fuck, what kind of bullshit is that?"
"Uh-uh, calm down and listen to me. Since long ago, unicorns have been beings that strictly judge virginity.
In other words, it means I possess the excellent intellectual assets to approach the Mind-Technique-Body virginity theory just like I do. Shall I call it 'all paths lead to the same destination'... heh heh."
"No, this bitch isn't explaining properly. What kind of crazy bullshit is she saying?"
"Ah! I get it! I know what that otaku bitch is saying!"
Another female student raised her hand, looking like she'd reached a major realization.
She was the one who hadn't doubted Kim Do-jin's virginity from the start...
the one who slightly worshipped him and treated him like an idol.
You could say she was the student the other girls mocked for being a die-hard Kim Do-jin fan.
"No, fuck. Don't just keep it to yourselves, explain it, you bitches.
Tell me why the unicorn, which strictly judges Mind-Technique-Body virginity, likes Do-jin.
Don't just babble like you're smart while pretending to know—resolve my doubts."
"Heh heh heh. If that's what you want, I'll explain it.... Heh heh heh...."
"No. I'll explain it. That otaku bitch is going to use too many useless words.
So... even if Do-jin was gang-raped in virtual reality, his heart wasn't broken.
Since he was just forced to endure it for three days, it wasn't sexual intercourse, so sexual knowledge or techniques couldn't have been accumulated!
Therefore, in the Mind-Technique-Body virginity theory, the Mind and Technique are virgin! This was acknowledged and proven by the unicorn!
Mwahaha! Therefore, Do-jin is a complete Mind-Technique-Body virgin! Mwahahaha! Hahahaha!!"
"What does it have to do with her that Kim Do-jin is a Mind-Technique-Body virgin? Why is she so happy?"
"Who knows.... But I'm going to upload this to the Academy site~
Along with the photo of Do-jin communicating with the unicorn earlier.
The title is, hehe, 'Unicorn that proved Do-jin's virginity.' Photo attached.
Hehehe. I'm going to take the top post spot. Hehehe."