Chapter 136 - Chapter 134: Episode 134
"Oh, I should post some proof too. Do-jin and the Unicorn hanging out.
I'll also post photos of the other guys in the class getting absolutely wrecked by the Unicorn. Hehe.
The title will be... 'The Unicorn that kicks away sluts but likes Do-jin.' Something like that."
The female students uploaded several photos and verification shots to the academy's private network.
Rumors quickly spread throughout the academy about Kim Do-jin's Theory of Mind-Technique-Body Virginity, and that every other male student in Class 13—except for Do-jin—was a slut.
Of course, the reality was just that the 1.5-horned male Unicorn liked beautiful virgins and absolutely loathed men...
especially pure, kind ones. That's why it hated them so much.
"Huh? Hey. The seniors are commenting on the academy site that we should kill the Unicorn if we see it?"
"Hm? Why?"
"This Unicorn bastard... they say it's a horse that steals men's virginity?
Forget it being a natural monument; they're saying it's a piece-of-shit monster that's even more fucked up than the rest.
Especially since it likes pretty, cute, handsome virgin boys.
They say it's been the sworn enemy of women for thousands of years... This horse bastard steals the virginity of pretty boys."
"Oh, I see comments coming in too. They say just find a reason to fight it and kill it.
Some senior said her childhood friend—a guy she'd had a crush on since they were kids—got his virginity stolen because of that horse bastard.
After that comment, the replies are just saying, 'Fuck, kill all the unicorns.'
They say it's a piece-of-shit NTR scumbag that steals the virginity of pretty, cute, handsome virgin boys,
and then dumps them once they're no longer virgins. So, kill it immediately."
"...Wow, fuck. That horned horse bastard... it's a fucking psycho."
"Hey, hey. Let's kill it. The seniors said to. If we don't, I feel like we're going to die.
If we don't bring back the Unicorn's horn, the Class 13 girls are going to be in for it."
"But where did this horse bastard go?"
"I don't see it?"
"Really? Did it already notice and run away...?"
"No. It was following Do-jin earlier, wasn't it?"
"......."
"......."
"...What?! Fuck?!!"
"You stupid idiot! You fucking virgin-stealing horse bastard! If it was following Do-jin, you should've stopped it! You dumb bitch!"
"No, fuck! How was I supposed to know it was that kind of fucking horse bastard...!"
"Where did it go? We have to go right now! We can't let Do-jin lose his virginity to that fucking horned horse bastard!"
"Fuck! We have to protect Do-jin's virginity!"
"Wow, I should post this too. The Unicorn bastard ran off to where Do-jin went. Do-jin is alone. Hehe.
Wow, fuck... As soon as I posted it, the seniors said to run with all our might to save Do-jin and kill the horse bastard...
They said if Do-jin gets his virginity stolen, they'll gather all the 1st Grade Class 13 girls and roll us on the parade ground until one of us dies...?"
"Let's go! Let's goooo!!!"
In this gender-reversed world, since the majority of unicorns that come into contact with humans are female,
the academy students were ignorant and didn't know much about the differences based on a unicorn's gender.
They just had an ingrained prejudice that if it's a unicorn, it's a piece-of-shit monster (natural monument) that forcibly takes virgin pretty boys.
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I pretended to chase after the male student who ran away crying...
but I stopped at a reasonable distance and took a leisurely walk, enjoying the scenery.
Since it was a vast green meadow with wide-open grass,
it wasn't a scary dungeon because I could notice if a monster approached in advance.
The weather inside the dungeon was also refreshing and nice.
If I could, I wanted to just lie down here and take a nap.
"Hee-hee-hing."
"What the. When did the horse bastard get here?"
Since there was a fairly large tree on a slightly hilly mound,
I was sitting leaning against the tree to rest in the shade, when the 1.5-horned Unicorn had approached me at some point.
-"The human, virgin, women, you were with, are all, pretty. Introduce, them, to me. I, have, a big, cock. I, am good, at sex."-
"What the fuck... Get lost. I'm going to fuck them all."
-"Young, women, 35... big, woman, 1... Total, 36... Among them, virgins, are, 33...
There are many. Let's split. 17 people. 16 people. Let's split, half and half. I, 17, you, 16."-
"Don't talk bullshit. And why am I 16. You should be 16."
-"Then, good. I, 16. You, 17."-
"Ah, but. I don't like that either. I already told you. I'm going to fuck them all."
-"Greedy, dirty, human... Of course, that's why, I like you. You are, my kind, a friend... Trustworthy, enough."-
"What kind of bullshit... Friends my ass... If I have a chance to sell you out, I'll sell you out immediately."
-"Me, too, the same. If a female, Bicorn, wants to, fuck, you, I will, hand you over, immediately. We, don't have, that kind of, loyalty, to protect, each other."-
"Ha... Is that so?"
-"I think, a female, Bicorn, would, really, like, you. If you don't want to be, fucked, by a female, Bicorn, by a horse-pussy, cooperate, with me. If you don't, cooperate, I will, throw you, to the Bicorn, pack."-
"This fucking horse bastard... now it's even threatening me...?"
-"You, too, if you were, in my, situation, would have, threatened. We, are, the same, kind. The difference, is, you, have nothing, to threaten. I, have. And, intelligence? Difference."-
"......."
The 1.5-horned horse bastard was quite smart.
If this horse bastard was in the opposite situation to me right now...
If this horse bastard had 33 virgin pretty girls, and I had something to threaten this horse bastard with?
'...Hmm, I would have obviously threatened it to hand over half the virgin pretty girls...
Of course, get half first, and then look for an opportunity to snatch the other half too...'
If this horse bastard is truly my kind,
it must be thinking the exact same thing as me.
'The fact that it came to find me and acted friendly in the first place,
it was to approach the academy girls more familiarly...
Matchmaking? Mediation? Intermediary? Anyway, it came to find me to do something like that...'
The 1.5-horned male horse bastard was shrewd and crazy about virgin beauties.
Since the academy female students were all pretty, it must have lost its mind wanting to fuck them all.
However, because the academy female students were strong in combat, it couldn't force itself on them,
so it seemed like it wanted to become friendly through me and fuck them one by one.
'This fucking horse bastard... How dare it try to use me as a stepping stone to fuck virgins?'
Of course, it was extremely outrageous to me.
Since I've been so harassed by the girls lately,
I just wasn't interested in the girls in my class, but it wasn't like the girls in my class weren't pretty.
Also, just because I'm not interested in the girls in my class right now,
I wasn't such a pushover that I'd offer up the virgin beauties of my class to this 1.5-horned male horse bastard.
I tried to give the Unicorn the middle finger and flip it off.
But just as I was about to do that,
girls came swarming from far away, running toward us.
They all pulled out their weapons and, radiating a ferocious aura, sprinted like crazy toward where the Unicorn and I were.
"Do-jiiin~~~!!! Get away from that horse bastard~~~!!!"
"Kim Do-jiiin~~~!!! Get away from that fucking horse right now~~~!!!"
"Purr-rung?"
(What is it, humans?)
"...Wh, what? Suddenly? Why are the girls in my class...? ...Hey horse bastard. What crime did you commit?"
"Purr-rung? Purr-rung?"
(Did you, perhaps, call them?)
"I didn't call them. I don't know anything about this."
The girls in my class approached me and the Unicorn with that same ferocious aura,
and tried to kill the Unicorn while making up strange excuses.
"You raised your front hooves and acted threateningly toward a male student earlier, right? I'll consider that an act of aggression and execute you, Unicorn."
"Purr-r-r-rung? Purr-r-r-rung?? Purr-rut Purr-rung!"
(Humans, what is the bullshit? Are you crazy?? I am a natural monument!)
"Hey. Why are you being polite and declaring war on a horse bastard. Just kill it!"
"Uwaaaaah!!!"
"Ah, wait! But it looked like it was super close with Do-jin... shouldn't we get permission from Do-jin before killing it..."
"I'd rather get hit by a senior than be hated by Do-jin... If Do-jin says not to kill it, I'll just back out..."
I don't know why, but the girls in my class were trying to kill the Unicorn.
Maybe they noticed that this 1.5-horned beast was trying to fuck their virgins.
Hmm, even if it were me, I'd feel bad if I thought a horse bastard was trying to steal my virginity.
But it looked like the majority of the girls in my class were under the misconception that the Unicorn and I were close,
so they were in a situation where they couldn't easily bring themselves to kill the Unicorn.
"Purr-rung! Purr-rung! Purr-r-r-rung!"
(Human! Help me! I'll reward you!)
The smart Unicorn had pinned some hope on me and was asking for help, hoping for the grace of being saved, but
I couldn't understand why this horse bastard expected loyalty when we had just met.
"Kill the Unicorn. We're not close. Even without that, since I'm alone... it was threatening me... It's a very bad Unicorn... Kill it."
"...Wh, what?! It threatened you, Do-jin?! Such a fucking horse bastard...!!! How dare it...!!!"
"This killable monster bastard... how dare it threaten Do-jin? Hey! Raise your weapons!! Kill it right now!!!"
"""Uwoooo...!! Let's kill it!!! Let's kill it!!!"""
"Yes. It was like, to me......, talking about purity or something......, telling me to hand them over......"
I tried to say that this horse bastard was trying to hand over your virgins, but
the intensity of the girls' madness was too high and their shouting too loud, so I couldn't speak properly and my words kept getting drowned out.
Then, perhaps the girls in my class completely misinterpreted what I meant,
or they completely misunderstood my words and thought my virginity had been in danger,
so they showed an even more fanatical reaction and burst into shouts of rage to kill the Unicorn.
"""Kill!!! Kill!!! Kill!!!"""
"Horse meat for lunch and dinner todayyyy...! Chaaarge...!! Kill...!!!"
"Uwooooo...!!! Let's goooo horse meat...!!!"
"How dare you target Do-jiiin...!!! I'll skin you all the way off...!!!"