Chapter 272 - Chapter 270: Episode 270
"Ahem! I was smart to begin with."
"...Th-then... Azael, if you just catch the goblins, I won't fail. Sweet. Total win."
"...Goblin? Gooooblin??"
"Yeah. They said I won't fail if I just catch goblins."
"Husband, what is my race?"
"...Azael's race? Well... goblin... Uh... uh...?"
"Are you asking me to commit kin-slaying right now, Husband? Just for some stupid grade...? You're so thoughtless. I'm dumbfounded."
For the first time, a look of pure, disgusting seriousness appeared on Azael's face.
I immediately apologized to Azael and decided to try catching a different monster.
"Azael. How about plant-type monsters? I heard some good info from Lee Ji-eun."
"Plant-type monster? Plant monster? I know. Azael has caught them before."
"Oh, really? Is it doable?"
"Plant monster? Set it on fire. It dies. Easy. Weak to fire. Total pushover."
"Ohhh... Nice. That's right. Since it's a plant, it'd be weak to fire. Azael, you were an expert. Great. Let's go. This is it.
I heard exactly where their habitat is from Lee Ji-eun. We can just go there and set it on fire. Hehe. Sweet."
"But, Husband. In human society, arson is illegal. I studied law. If you start a fire the wrong way, it causes a forest fire. You'll go to prison, Husband."
"Ah...."
"Husband, you should study law when you have time, too. It's all good for your health and growth."
"Where did you even learn to say things like that... If I have time, I'll study... Yeah...."
"Husband, you always say that and then never study.
Last time I told you to read some books, you haven't read a single one since.
While I've read a hundred books, you've read zero."
"...I-I'm different from you, Azael. I'm human, so I don't really need to study. I already know plenty."
"Hmm... looking at you lately, that doesn't seem to be the case...."
"...Sh, shut up. I'm right. I've already completed the entire regular education curriculum."
"Okay. If Husband says so, it must be. I'm going to get my GED soon, too. College? I'm thinking of going. If there's a place that accepts me, I'll go."
"Oh... our Azael. You have a plan for everything? You're even thinking of going to college? That's amazing."
"Ahem! I am amazing. Praise me more."
"Aww, our Azael. So smart."
I ruffled Azael's hair as she shrugged cutely, and I kept praising her.
They say praise makes even a whale dance, and Azael started bragging to me about her future blueprints.
While doing so, she subtly touched my cock and thighs, wanting my body....
Since Azael's help was essential for catching the monster, I subtly gave in and let her have her way.
Seeing that I had no real resistance and was actually leaning into it, Azael smirked.
Then she started openly groping my cock and ass.
"Heu-eut♥ Eut♥ ...A, Azael♥ Slow down♥ Heu-eut♥"
"Haa♡ Husband♡ You can't catch monsters♡ without me♡"
"I know♥ Ha-eut♥ I know♥ Hi-eut♥ Ha-ang♥"
"Husband♡ You need to be good to me♡ First, eat my pussy♡"
"Heu-eut♥ You♥ You're in the position of power right now♥ Eut♥ Don't get too cocky...♥ Eut♥ Slurp♥ Slurrrp♥"
"Husband♡ You're a good boy♡ Even while complaining♡ you do everything I ask♡ Ha-eu♡ Haa♡ Take off your pants too♡ And spread your legs♡"
"Slurp♥ Lick♥ Slurrrp♥ Eut♥ ...I, I took them off♥"
"Husband♡ I told you to use honorifics♡ when we have sex♡ I'll let it slide normally♡ because Husband is stupid♡ Say you took them off again♡"
"...You really ask for everything..., Eut...♥ ...I, I took them off-ooh♥"
"Now lie down...♡ Ha-eu♡ Haa♡ Husband's big cock♡ I'm putting it in my pussy♡ I'm going to breeding press you♡"
"Breeding press? A breeding press is a no-go...♥ Heu-eut♥ Eut♥ Haa-ang♥ Aang♥ Eut♥ Heu-eu-eut♥"
We had a messy, chaotic sex session that day.
The next day.
I decided to go catch the plant-type monster with Azael.
Of course, getting permission from the Academy wasn't easy at all.
First of all, the Faculty Office, the Student Council, and the Holy Sword Department wouldn't allow it.
"You're going out alone? Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind?"
"You're just a fleshlight sex slave, are you trying to run away now?"
"Do-jin, seriously, what are you going to do if a villain kidnaps you?"
After endless persecution and sorrow, and a lot of negotiating and compromising just to get out,
my homeroom teacher Park Hye-ji and Student Council President Jung Su-yeon ended up following me as guardians and monitors.
I could understand Park Hye-ji since she's my homeroom teacher, but it was a bit unexpected that Jung Su-yeon, the president, stepped up herself.
Of course, she didn't follow me without any benefit; she used me sexually, frequently telling me to eat her pussy or give her my cock.
But Park Hye-ji and Jung Su-yeon did not get along at all.
They started bickering the moment they met.
"I've felt this for a while, Ms. Park Hye-ji, but you seem to have a lot of free time.
It's final exam season for the first years, so you should be taking care of other students...,
especially with grading assistance, you should be very busy..., the other first-year teachers looked extremely busy...."
"Jung Su-yeon, are you any better, following us around with nothing to do?
The kids in my class are all doing fine on their own except for Do-jin, so it's fine.
You're the one who's the Student Council President, yet you wanted to gobble up Do-jin all by yourself,
so you used dirty tricks to get rid of all the other girls who wanted to follow,
and I know you're the only one left who isn't affected by that, right?"
"If you knew that, why didn't you just stay at the Academy, Teacher?"
"For whose benefit?"
"Still, thanks to me, the competition has decreased a lot. You could at least thank me...."
"You didn't do it for me, so why should I thank you? Are you mentally ill?"
They started a heated argument with sparks flying between them less than ten minutes after meeting.
I'm not joking. I don't know how their mana is clashing, but sometimes sparks actually fly in the air.
While the two beauties continued their vicious conversation with me in the middle,
Azael and I just stayed quiet as mice and hurried our steps.
There was no point in getting caught in the crossfire of a whale fight.
"Um... we have to take the bus from here, does everyone have a bus card...?"
"Bus? Did we walk all the way here just to take a bus?"
Jung Su-yeon snapped at me in annoyance.
I felt intimidated and answered while shrinking back.
"...Th-that's right... We have to take the bus from here to the Express Bus Terminal and go to Gangwon-do...."
"Haa... I'm so dumbfounded, really. Wait here. I'll go bring my car."
Jung Su-yeon said she would bring her car.
At that, Park Hye-ji waved her hand and said.
"Hey. Take my car. My car is better than a student's car."
"Huh, I'm dumbfounded. Do you even know how much my car is worth?"
"It's probably a car you got by sucking your parents' blood. And aren't you driving a two-seater? A bitch like you would definitely beg your parents for a two-seater sports car. Am I wrong?"
"Ugh... Ha, seriously. ...I-I'm dumbfounded, really...."
Jung Su-yeon looked flustered, as if hit in the bullseye.
If I think carefully about the car I rode in when I got proposed to by Jung Su-yeon last time....
'...It really is a two-seater luxury sports car... Wow... how did she guess that...? Ah... if I think about it, I might have seen what Jung Su-yeon's car was usually.'
"Can we all fit in that? My car is an SUV, so we'll all fit, so shut your mouth and stay still.
Wait here... no. Everyone follow me. I can't trust you, Jung Su-yeon.
I feel like you'd threaten Kim Do-jin, take the bus, and leave. Everyone follow me, we're going to the Academy's 13th Public Underground Parking Lot."
"...No, the 13th Public Underground Parking Lot is on the complete opposite side from here."
"So what. If you don't want to ride, go take your own car."
"I'm dumbfounded, really."
I obediently followed behind Park Hye-ji.
Thinking back to when I had a date with Jung Su-yeon and got proposed to,
I remembered that Jung Su-yeon had been driving recklessly and cutting people off.
I still absolutely hate reckless driving and cutting people off.
I don't know what Park Hye-ji's driving style is like,
but it seemed better to ride in Park Hye-ji's car than Jung Su-yeon's, which was already verified to be bad.
Park Hye-ji glanced back at me, who was following behind while holding Azael's hand, and said.
"Kim Do-jin♡ Did you eat breakfast? I didn't, so I'm hungry♡
We're going to order something at the McDonald's drive-thru on the way, so♡ think of a menu♡
Think of something for your bestiality goblin, too. Don't just think about what you're going to stuff your face with.
...But... sniff sniff, you guys fucked again yesterday, didn't you? And you did it fucking hard, right? It smells, damn it...♡"
"...Do, does it smell? ...Oh, oh? ...I, I scrubbed myself really hard with Azael this morning...."
"...It was a lie, but you fell for it right away♡ Sigh, tsk tsk♡ A guy who looks so normal, yet you're into bestiality...♡
People don't know about this on your broadcast yet, right? Hehe...♡ You better be good to me♡
If I get pissed off, I'll report to the internet and the broadcasting station that you're into bestiality with a goblin♡ Hehehe♡"
"...Ah, seriously.... ...Please, ...st, stop with those threats.... There's nothing I don't do for you....
If you tell me to eat your pussy, I eat your pussy, if you tell me to give you my cock, I give you my cock. There's nothing I don't do, seriously.... You threaten me every day...."
"Hehehe♡ I know♡ I know♡ Ah...♡ Our Do-jin is so fun to tease♡ It's just so delicious...♡"