Chapter 273 - Chapter 271: Episode 271
Park Hye-ji and I walked across campus to the underground parking lot on the far side and got into her car.
Jung Su-yeon kept whining that it was too far, but once we hit McDonald's, used the drive-thru, and shoved a burger in her mouth, she finally shut up.
I was worried Park Hye-ji would throw a fit about buying food for Jung Su-yeon, but since she's an adult, she bought for everyone.
Though she did nag Azael a bit for ordering too much.
Well... even I have to admit she ordered a lot.
I tried to stop her, but our Azael has such an enormous appetite and sex drive that she wouldn't listen to me at all.
"Hey, you goblin bitch. You ordered every single large set they have, plus all the sides?
That's over a hundred thousand won just for you? If you can't finish all this, I'm shoving it up your pussy hole."
"I eat it all. Yellow-hair human, no money? Then I order small."
"Teacher Park Hye-ji, are you broke? Hohoho, then I'll treat her."
Honestly, it seemed like Jung Su-yeon was just needling Park Hye-ji's temper for no reason, which made things worse.
"Broke? Fuck, you think I'm broke? I'm an academy teacher with a fat salary, for fuck's sake!
Ugh, you stubborn bitch. Fine. I'll order it all, so just try leaving some.
I'll really shove it all up your pussy and ass.
Jung Su-yeon, if that goblin leaves anything, I'm shoving the leftover burger up your pussy too."
"...Wh-why me?"
"You were egging her on from the side. Shut up and pray that goblin finishes everything. You little shit."
In the end, all that ordering back and forth
turned into a McDonald's drive-thru shopping spree totaling nearly 200,000 won.
"...Hmm, haven't had this in a while. Still not great. Should've just eaten breakfast at the academy cafeteria before leaving."
"Fuck, I buy it for you and that's the thanks I get."
Jung Su-yeon grumbled from the backseat that the handmade burgers at the academy's high-end buffet restaurant were better,
and Park Hye-ji told her she was being a cunt and that she'd kill her if she dropped crumbs on the car seat.
I just sat quietly in the passenger seat and said, "Thanks for the meal...♥" as I ate.
Park Hye-ji patted my head, saying I was a good boy—probably because I looked good compared to Jung Su-yeon.
Azael was in the backseat next to Jung Su-yeon,
eating burgers and fries in silence with a grim determination to finish every single large set and side dish.
Occasionally she'd choke, then slurp her cola and let out a "Kyaa~" of satisfaction.
I thought she was cute, but Park Hye-ji told her to shut up and eat because it was annoying, so I guess she found it unpleasant.
"By the way, Teacher, what car is this? I've never seen this model before."
Jung Su-yeon asked after looking around the interior.
She'd been staring at the exterior pretty intently before we got in too....
"Heh, of course you wouldn't know. 500 million won base, plus 500 million in tuning—basically my own custom car.
Jung Su-yeon, you didn't even tune yours because you're too busy showing off the brand, right? And the purpose is obvious: to seduce men. Am I wrong?"
"...Ha, unbelievable, seriously...."
Once again, Jung Su-yeon just muttered that it was unbelievable, like she'd been hit where it hurt.
Looked like the student, Jung Su-yeon, lost the car-pride battle.
There's an age gap and an income gap to begin with, so there's no way Park Hye-ji would lose....
Park Hye-ji laughed at her, merged onto the highway, and stepped on the gas.
Hmm... Park Hye-ji's driving style is....
How should I describe it... a little rough, but not uncomfortable?
If I had to compare, it's like being in a professional taxi driver's car.
Very fast, skillful, weaving through traffic, but it never feels dangerous.
Come to think of it, is this an evolved version of Jung Su-yeon?
I feel like if Jung Su-yeon's driving skills improved and she gained some experience and relaxed, she might drive like this....
Ah... no... seeing another car pass us just now, it's different.
Her mindset seems different from Jung Su-yeon's.
Park Hye-ji doesn't get excited and chase after cars that pass her.
If it were Jung Su-yeon, she'd have flashed her high beams and chased them for daring to pass her.
"Do-jin-ah♡ If you're sleepy, go to sleep♡ I'll wake you when we arrive♡"
Ever since I said "Thanks for the meal...♥" earlier, Park Hye-ji had been treating me gently.
Since I was nodding off after eating the burger set, she was being considerate and letting me nap.
Looking at the backseat, Jung Su-yeon had already reclined and was sleeping, while Azael was still busy munching away.
'...What is this, why is she so sweet when driving... usually she's the bad girl type, so this almost made my heart flutter... is this that 'sweet' thing people talk about....'
"Okay...♥ Then I'll take a nap...♥ Yawn...♥"
So I closed my eyes and started to properly fall asleep, but.
"Huh...?"
I felt someone's touch on my thigh.
I peeked open my eyes and saw Park Hye-ji openly stroking my thigh and trying to grab my dick.
What's the logic behind telling me to sleep and then touching my dick...?
If you swap the genders, it's like telling a girl in the passenger seat to take a nap and then fingering her pussy....
Should I just let it slide? I'm sleepy—should I just ignore it and go to sleep...?
"Hmm...♡ Something is still missing♡ Do-jin-ah♡ Lean your head over and lick my pussy♡
Come to think of it, I've wanted to try this for a while♡ Making a man lick my pussy while I drive♡"
At Park Hye-ji's words, I quickly pretended to be fast asleep.
I'm sleeping. I'm totally sleeping.
"I can tell you're not sleeping from your breathing and heartbeat♡ You want to get scolded? Wake up and lick it now♡"
As she said that, she grabbed my dick firmly, so I had no choice but to wake up and lower my head toward Park Hye-ji's crotch.
"Slurp♥ Slurrrp♥"
"That's it♡"
"Sloooop♥ Slurp♥ Lick♥ Slurp♥"
"Haa♡ This is good♡ This is living♡ Getting pussy eaten while driving♡ Sex♡"
I was licking up Park Hye-ji's lemonade-like vaginal fluid,
and when I thought I'd done enough, I tried to lift my head,
but Park Hye-ji forcefully pushed my head back down against her crotch.
Thanks to that, my nose and mouth were still buried in her pussy.
"...Ugh♥ Mmph♥ ...Teacher?"
"Keep licking until we arrive♡"
"...My jaw and tongue hurt. It's hard...."
"Don't whine and keep licking♡ You're the guy who licked all day at the Holy Sword Department with no problem♡ And now after just this much, it hurts?"
I didn't have much to say to that....
Actually, it wasn't really painful, just tiring, so if I'm being precise, it was whining, but...
it's annoying when someone else says that.
I kept licking, but to vent my minor annoyance, I deliberately bit her clit slightly with my teeth.
Immediately, I got a reaction from Park Hye-ji.
She growled like a tiger and said:
"Don't use your teeth. You'll die. Seriously."
I got scared immediately, gave up on biting, and went back to licking her pussy.
"Lick♥ Slurp♥ Sloooop♥ Slurrrp♥"
"Do-jin-ah♡ Tell me honestly♡ You're a masochist, so you actually want to get belly-punched, right? That's why you do that sometimes? Huh?"
"...N-no. ...I, I was wrong. ...Pl, please don't hit me. I'll lick hard.... Slurp♥ Slurrrp♥"
"You're such a coward♡ but you rebel stupidly sometimes♡ You should really get an IQ test♡ You have no learning ability♡"
"...I'm not stupid. Slurp♥ Lick♥ ...It's because of those weird drugs they inject me with. If it weren't for that...."
"That's what being stupid is♡ You idiot♡ Hmm♡ Well♡ That part is kind of cute though♡ And you lick pussy well♡
But are you really sure it's the drugs? Isn't it just your delusion? Then what was your original IQ?
You must have taken an intelligence test before coming to the academy, in middle school or high school."
"...I, I don't know."
"Looks like it was below average."
I exercised my right to remain silent.
I really don't remember.
Besides, even if I said I was smart, she wouldn't believe me anyway.
Why was she even asking?
After that, I kept licking Park Hye-ji's pussy, and eventually,
we arrived at a restricted area in Gangwon-do, our destination.
I hurriedly lifted my head from her crotch and wiped my mouth.
Maybe because we'd arrived, Park Hye-ji didn't force my head back into her pussy this time.
I pulled down the mirror above the passenger seat and checked—sure enough, yellow curly pubic hair was all over my lips.
"Are you Hunters? Please present your IDs."
Female soldiers carrying special mana firearms signaled the vehicle to stop and requested identification.
It seemed they'd set up a checkpoint because this was a Civilian Control Zone, blocking civilian access.
Park Hye-ji rolled down the heavily tinted window, greeted the female soldier, and told us to hand over our IDs.
We each took out our IDs and passed them to the female soldier through Park Hye-ji.
Park Hye-ji presented her academy teacher ID, and Jung Su-yeon and I showed our student IDs.
Academy staff and student IDs were convenient since they doubled as Hunter certifications and everyday IDs.
Azael didn't need to present any ID since the fiction was that she was a goblin tamed by me.
"Hmm... did you apply for entry in advance? It's not on the list."
"...Uh, that can't be. Is 'Kim Do-jin' not on there? The 2 women are with Do-jin here, just tagging along."
"No. It's not."
"Kim Do-jin, don't tell me... you didn't apply in advance...?"
"Yes...? Ah... this... was I supposed to apply in advance...? I thought we could just come...."
"Ah, this blockhead seriously...."
Park Hye-ji, who was talking to the female soldier, hit my head lightly and sighed.
Watching that, the female soldier kindly explained that there was a way to handle it.
It seemed like this wasn't the first time this had happened.
See. I told you it wasn't entirely my fault.
"Turn the car around and go straight down—you'll find the access control office.
You can apply there, so go apply and come back.
There aren't many reservations today, so it'll be done right away. It's about 10 minutes down."
"Ah, yes. Thank you. Have a good day. Ah, Kim Do-jin seriously... just... we have to go back down, how annoying. Ugh. Take a flick to the forehead."
"Ouch! It hurts! Hee-ing...."